Tom Cruise, Lunatic
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- PonyBoy0
i heard L. Ron Hubbard knocked up katy
- I would knock up katyroundabout
- who wouldn't?PonyBoy
- butterface trulymarychain
- I wouldn't.
does that make me a communist?Point5 - no, but perhaps it means you're a gayist?gramme
- Failroundabout
- lolmoldero
- ian0
When you drive past an accident, when you're a scientologist its different. Cos you know you're the only person that can truly help...
Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!
- lolCALLES
- HAHAHA!kona
- Excuse me, doctor! I have to audit this man immediately!waterhouse
- 7340
im sorry sir you cant be in here this is an operating room
its ok, im tom cruise. im here to truly help
- Point50
so happy this is back up...
- Corvo0
if you cut this speech in half, that's more or less what you have to say to sell a website to a pawn-shop.
- dopepope0
"Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!"
lol
- Stugoo0
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- kona0
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- haha level 2 scientologist with +10 shit-eating grin, and -4 height734
- stop playing warcraft 734Point5
- hahahah -4 height....OnesandZeros
- madirish0
what the hell is this guy even talking about???
- monkeyshine0
when is this from? OMG..I knew he was a wack-a-doo but had no idea that he is seriously insane.
- Meeklo0
wow.. he lost me completely... what is he talking about?
- 7340
...only travolta knows
- jnnbugg0
oh my god. He is just like his character in the movie Magnolia!
- Randd0
what is KSW?
- http://www.xenu-dire…Point5
- Kinetic
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WankingStudiospooky
- gramme0
I saw him getting a medal on the news this morning in some sort of church/temple-ish setting. Is that the entry prize? A medal? An IOU for the electric koolaid to come later if L. Ron doesn't come back from his universe walkabout?
- satan0
omg that's completely beyond reason. I didn't know the guy was completely berzerk. the scary thing is there's a whole shitload of these nutcases.