Obama uses a OS X Leopard
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- rtr
mccain probably doesn't even use a computer
- Drno0
I would have flamed you if you even hinted that mccain used a PC
- radar0
what color is his underwear?
- lumedia0
"I would have flamed you if you even hinted that mccain used a PC"
McCain uses a PC
- flashbender0
I think he uses a mac mini
- flavorful0
* Grammar police shuts down entire thread.
- rtr0
grammar police 'shut' down entire thread
- emokid0
"So why does Obama, billed by everyone as a cross between Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln, but without the terrible looks of either, just leave me puzzled?
Maybe it's because his is a rhetoric that soars and takes flight, but alights nowhere. It declares that together we can do anything, but doesn't mention any of the things we can do. It's a perpetual tickle in the nose that never turns into a sneeze. Trying to make sense of what he's saying is like trying to wrap mist.
But, rhythmically, it's quite alluring. It can make anything, even, for example, a simple chair, seem magnificent. Why vote for someone who says:
'See that chair. You can sit on it' when you can have someone like Obama
say: 'This chair can take your weight. This chair can hold your buttocks, 15 inches in the air. This chair, this wooden chair, can support the ass of the white man or the crack of the black man, take the downward pressure of a Jewish girl's behind or the butt of a Buddhist adolescent, it can provide comfort for Muslim buns or Mormon backsides, the withered rump of an unemployed man in Nevada struggling to get his kids through high school and needful of a place to sit and think, the plump can of a single mum in Florida desperately struggling to make ends meet but who can no longer face standing, this chair, made from wood felled from the tallest redwood in Chicago, this chair, if only we believed in it, could sustain America's huddled arse."
- GrammarPolice0
This thread is officially condemned.
- Point50
GrammarPolice = facist pig
- mrdobolina0
facist, hahahaha
- ninjasavant0
wow, like real people. he is one of us.
- GrammarPolice0
I have been taking notes. The Grammar Police are undermanned and overworked with QBN alone.
- Jaline0
I am part of the force.