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- roundabout0
Great Rack
- mistermik0
you still would.
- As a wise man once said: "you wouldn't kick her out of bed"creative-
- i'd kick her out of a window. she wouldn't get anywhere near my bed.Raniator
- I'd kick her out the window THEN drop the bed on her to be sure.Spookytim
- then possibly punt her until she topples over.Jaline
- and THEN I'd start dry humping her leg.Spookytim
- Spookytim0
Well, fucking hell, who on earth ever thought these shots were worth showing? It makes me laugh that people just think "I shot Lindsay Lohan, its in the style of Marylin Monroe.. therefore... it must be really great" without thinking "Although maybe I should think again because she has a humpy back like a 70 year old cleaning lady, her breasts are like bloated dead seals, her nipples make it look like she's as bored as she's ever been in her entire life, her skin is rough, her make up worse (and I've actually accentuated both of these points by using the blue channel as a black and white photograph), she has zero posture, a face like a back of limescale flakes... hmmm, maybe I wont publish these after all".
Trouble with modern life is there's no quality control anymore. If its done, its self-validating.
"It is, therefore it am"
- mistermik0
calm down.
- Spookytim0
I think these pics look terrible. She has no style or grace. Her breasts are not attractive breasts like MM's, they are huge pendulous mumps. She doesn't come anywhere near MM for her appeal at all. Horrible shoot, horrible shots, horrible posture, horrible facial expressions, horrible make-up, horrible.
HORRIBLE. BLEEUCH.
Okay.
NEXT?
- Erect Nipples are an aesthetic necessity in glamour photography.Spookytim
- I bet you're a ride.poomoo
- Je Ne Comprend Pas.Spookytim
- +1. Sense at last.Raniator
- What are you bind, she has a great rack, just leave her alone, leave her.roundabout
- I agree as well, but it's hard to argue against large breasts ;)Jaline
- jeeeeeez. now there are girls saying i'm wrong! i have standards, you know. tits aren't every, dammit.Raniator
- *everything...
=Raniator - When arguing against large breasts, it may be necessary to raise your voice.Spookytim
- Raniator, I'm on your side. I mean that it is hard to argue against that in a forum occupied by guys.Jaline
- I'm also with Raniator.Spookytim
- Aaah, excellent. I misinterpreted your post. We're on the same team. I love you, Jaline.Raniator
- Spookytim, when you say "with", do you mean holding hands and windy walks?Raniator
- Yes, sort of, but without the hand-holding, or the windy walks.Spookytim
- it's a deal!Raniator
- AndyRoss0
There's two kinds of big tits: Big ol' good 'uns, and good ol' big 'uns.
- wendog0
tig ole bitties
- Gucci0
awful
- mrbee28280
yuck
- pr20
ok haters. i worked on "Chapter 27" -- piece of shit film neverthe less she had the wavy hair and wore 70s clothes/make-up -- never cared about her before but she looked genuinely hot.
That said now i see her breasts/niples are like that crazy girl i was dating so at this very moment i'm split in half.
I would do her but also made sure there is no knife around her.
....Besides i like smaller breasts.
- "Besides i like smaller breasts." No hetero male says that. YOUR GAY!capn_ron
- I know lots of guys who like the smaller breasts.JKilla77
- they are gay too.capn_ron
- with big breast i almays feel like i'm about to break them when i do the breast owner...pr2
- that's funny, i don't even know what the breast owner is, but i am trying to imagine.capn_ron
- wait, i get it. The breast owner... or owner of the breast. my misunderstanding.capn_ron
- JKilla770
- one of the best SP episodes everMeeklo
- gingervitisRamanisky2
- robotron3k0
translucent skin not sexy.
- Yeah, that tanned n‘ leathery look is the way to go!MrOneHundred