9 Signs You Shouldn't Hire THAT Web Guy

• -kappa-

  1. He Calls Himself a "Webmaster"

  2. He's a FrontPage Expert

  3. He'll Submit Your Website to [Inflated Number Here] Search Engines

  4. He Wants a "Designed By ...." Plug on the Bottom of Every Page

  5. He Created a Cool Website for [Insert Family Member / Friend Here]

  6. He Can Make You a Great Splash Page Flash Animation

  7. He Mentions He's a HTML Expert

  8. He'll Fit a Cool Counter on Your Site

  9. He'll Place a "Best If View in..." Message on Your Website

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• MrOneHundred0

  Seems I need to update my CV then...

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  Dogear

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• Jaline0

  Frontpage. It's the main thing I use at work.
  *shudder

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  Dogear

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  • I have a certificate to prove my expertise in Frontpage, by the wayJaline
  • haha!pr2
  • HFS, Jaline - get that changed, NOW, FP is an abomination.detritus
  • I CAN'T. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT>Jaline
  • It's the Government ... and you're on teh Front Page of it!flavorful
  • OMG your serious...-kappa-

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• Llyod0

  I'm a Web xXMasterXx

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  Dogear

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  • masterbating web pics dont count unless you are JazXe-pill

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• detritus0

  10. He uses tables and questions the validity of learning CSS?

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  • hahahaa!flavorful
  • thats titsdskz
  • I see what you did there...underlow

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