Spooky's den
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- chossy0
did you see what I thought you were spooky :D a chicken chick baby chicken thing.
- 7340
oh, uh... spooky.... wow, hey YOU"RE ALIVE!!! [puts valuables and spooky's tv down on lawn] what this? oh haha, youre gonna laugh... we were just,... haha its... well, see... ok you know creative? yeah ok well he thought it would be a good idea to help you clean your house, sicne we know how busy youve been. you know like i nice surpise... uh, yeh... and uh well. oh, your tv? yeah... uh... well when i was cleaning i noticed it kinda looked like it needed to be fixed and so i didnt really bring my tools so i was gonna bring it back to my place and fix it...
ok so were looting your house ok? there i said it, it was creative's idea. we thought you were dead.... whew, actually i feel better now... you are gonna laugh about th...[takes off running]
- creative-0
*comes out of downstairs toilet with trousers round ankles.
Hey, 734... what's all the noise I'm trying to take a peaceful crap in here... Pete Doherty! What are you doing in Spooky's home... oh God, Spooky, it's you. Um... I can explain everything... see... uh... your wife... um... no... shit you're ugly.
*Pulls up trousers and takes off after 734.- at least you pulled up the trousers before running after me.... the flopping about would give me nightmares734
- I didn't want to have risk getting a black eyecreative-
- hahahaha
do you think he followed us?734 - Don't think so, he looked pretty wasted back there, mumbled something about ducklin chocks and gats of all shapes and sizes.creative-
- sizes.creative-
- Spookyhome0
I expected more of you two. What a fool I've been. I might have know you'd be lifting my swag in my absense. Put it back, and then fuck off.
AND FLUSH THIS TURD BEFORE YOU GO.
- can we still borrow the car tomorrow night?734
- Japuar? or Mankerati...Spookyhome
- you promised we could take out the phaeton734
- The Ph... oh yeah... err, leave it with me, I'll ... get back to you.Spookyhome
- 7340
creative?
creative? dammit where he get off to?...OW FUCK!!!
CREATIVE!!! hes got me by the ear!!!! owwwWWWWOww!!! dammit spooky it was just a misunderstanding.... CREATIVE!!! HELALLPP!!!- ...[is dragged to spookys toolshed. sound of a .45 is heard echoing in the distance. flock of crows takes off]734
- creative-0
Ah, nice kill 734. I take it we're having rabbit for dinner? I was just round the back checking out Spooky's garden. Hey Spooky, what's with the poppy plantation?
- OWWWW he shot me in the foot!!!! where the feck were you? the garden... you couldnt hear me?!?!734
- Double edged sword: Degenerates the populace of the infidel and funds the Jihad. Inshalla. ...Spookyhome
- I bet the CIA check in on QBN now I wrote those trigger words.Spookyhome
- We're safe, Bush can't read anything that's under 56ptcreative-
- great ruin it for everyone else!
haha, i mean hey just kidding right... please dont shoot my other foot734 - Oh, yeah, sorry. I had Spooky's iPod on (that I swear I was gonna put back) listening to some Kate Bush...creative-
- ... her squeals made me temporarily deafcreative-
- Kate Bush is fucking ace. I do truly listen to her on occasion. I don't have an ipod tho so.... wrong house!Spookyhome
- yeah thats my ipod you ass734
- Um... I can explain...creative-
- Spookyhome0
Anyway, Creative... its Friday Night, your slap dang in the middle of Islington, and yet you're sat at home talking to make believe dorkbuddies on the internet... what's going on?
I have an excuse see... I am a dad, and dad's have no adult fun.
- 7340
hahaha im actually pretty happy with how this turned out... props to creative for keeping the gag going, and for obviously being as bored as i
i too have fatherly responsibilities, the ex drops my little buddy (my son) off tonight so he'll be there soon after i get home
- Jaline0
spooky is quixotic and transcendental
- I am Donkey Hotay.Spookyhome
- You lost me with your big onescreative-
- and tangelentialgramme
- Words, WORDScreative-
- MOAR OF THEMgramme
- hey, gramme, have you seen my dedication to you yet?
http://jaline.ca/sex…Jaline - Wow, That is HOT TAMALES!Spookyhome
- haha, he started it.Jaline
- hawt.gramme
- Spookyhome0
Have a pint in my honour then Creative. Good weekend and all that.
- gramme0
I've been out with the Japuar, I'll bring it back in top-top scrape.
- gramme0
We'll always have tangelos.
*wells
- Spookyhome0
Well you just trashed my thread anyway C .. how dare you come here and write about yourself without so much a passing reference to my fine self. I've a good mind to have you expelled, even though... arrr, it is, technically... erm... your thread. Eeek... Sorry... carry on.
- i emailed you to let you know what was going on... way to arrive at the party late734
- creative-0
Time to bring this back.
(A dedicated place for Spooky's musings. No longer will there be 100's of pointless threads, there'll just be this one.)xxx
C
- chossy0
spooky wooky did a dookie he's got hairs on his dick but on the end bit and no at the bottom like most folk he's well weird likesey.