Spooky's den
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- 7340
hahaha im actually pretty happy with how this turned out... props to creative for keeping the gag going, and for obviously being as bored as i
i too have fatherly responsibilities, the ex drops my little buddy (my son) off tonight so he'll be there soon after i get home
- Spookyhome0
Anyway, Creative... its Friday Night, your slap dang in the middle of Islington, and yet you're sat at home talking to make believe dorkbuddies on the internet... what's going on?
I have an excuse see... I am a dad, and dad's have no adult fun.
- creative-0
Ah, nice kill 734. I take it we're having rabbit for dinner? I was just round the back checking out Spooky's garden. Hey Spooky, what's with the poppy plantation?
- OWWWW he shot me in the foot!!!! where the feck were you? the garden... you couldnt hear me?!?!734
- Double edged sword: Degenerates the populace of the infidel and funds the Jihad. Inshalla. ...Spookyhome
- I bet the CIA check in on QBN now I wrote those trigger words.Spookyhome
- We're safe, Bush can't read anything that's under 56ptcreative-
- great ruin it for everyone else!
haha, i mean hey just kidding right... please dont shoot my other foot734 - Oh, yeah, sorry. I had Spooky's iPod on (that I swear I was gonna put back) listening to some Kate Bush...creative-
- ... her squeals made me temporarily deafcreative-
- Kate Bush is fucking ace. I do truly listen to her on occasion. I don't have an ipod tho so.... wrong house!Spookyhome
- yeah thats my ipod you ass734
- Um... I can explain...creative-
- 7340
creative?
creative? dammit where he get off to?...OW FUCK!!!
CREATIVE!!! hes got me by the ear!!!! owwwWWWWOww!!! dammit spooky it was just a misunderstanding.... CREATIVE!!! HELALLPP!!!- ...[is dragged to spookys toolshed. sound of a .45 is heard echoing in the distance. flock of crows takes off]734
- Spookyhome0
I expected more of you two. What a fool I've been. I might have know you'd be lifting my swag in my absense. Put it back, and then fuck off.
AND FLUSH THIS TURD BEFORE YOU GO.
- can we still borrow the car tomorrow night?734
- Japuar? or Mankerati...Spookyhome
- you promised we could take out the phaeton734
- The Ph... oh yeah... err, leave it with me, I'll ... get back to you.Spookyhome
- creative-0
*comes out of downstairs toilet with trousers round ankles.
Hey, 734... what's all the noise I'm trying to take a peaceful crap in here... Pete Doherty! What are you doing in Spooky's home... oh God, Spooky, it's you. Um... I can explain everything... see... uh... your wife... um... no... shit you're ugly.
*Pulls up trousers and takes off after 734.- at least you pulled up the trousers before running after me.... the flopping about would give me nightmares734
- I didn't want to have risk getting a black eyecreative-
- hahahaha
do you think he followed us?734 - Don't think so, he looked pretty wasted back there, mumbled something about ducklin chocks and gats of all shapes and sizes.creative-
- sizes.creative-
- 7340
oh, uh... spooky.... wow, hey YOU"RE ALIVE!!! [puts valuables and spooky's tv down on lawn] what this? oh haha, youre gonna laugh... we were just,... haha its... well, see... ok you know creative? yeah ok well he thought it would be a good idea to help you clean your house, sicne we know how busy youve been. you know like i nice surpise... uh, yeh... and uh well. oh, your tv? yeah... uh... well when i was cleaning i noticed it kinda looked like it needed to be fixed and so i didnt really bring my tools so i was gonna bring it back to my place and fix it...
ok so were looting your house ok? there i said it, it was creative's idea. we thought you were dead.... whew, actually i feel better now... you are gonna laugh about th...[takes off running]
- chossy0
did you see what I thought you were spooky :D a chicken chick baby chicken thing.
- Spookyhome0
What the fuck is this shit?
Bwang...
Begoney
- rson0
Hmm weird. I have SPOOKY 99 on my IM. Where did that come from.
- neverblink0
Ain't there like 3 pictures of him on his website? Just checking..
- 7340
- I hate this movie. Except for the penis chop-chop scene. True bizarro.harlequino
- migy0
ok i will turn my back on him. He is dead to me now...
- 7340
were actually not sure so were just assuming he's dead... procession will be in a few mins... the service will be followed by a small get togther with an open bar and guacamole hats
- YAYPaul0
His random posts will be remembered... Always.
- 7340
i remember back to the great thread purge of19ought4 when tim (then known as studiospooky) was kicked off just for being his usual sarcastic self. he was seething with anger when i finally had a dialogue with him. told me off a list of people on QBN that would 'pay for their obscene arrogance' as he put it. i told him to relax and that he'd feel better in a few short days. he demanded retribution. i pleaded with him, 'forgive them, for they know not what they do!' he told me not to mourn them, he had transmuted to the angel of death. he would be vindicated. he would be avanged... studiospooky was dead.
i asked, half trembling and awed of his power, what should i call him then...
he said, ' there are some that call me.... tim?'also he owes me 5 bucks
- creative-0
He loves... loved the attention. This is what he would have wanted.
- vespa0
you guys are mean. poor spooky.