Eyeliner VS Bluetooth
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- pango0
go for the gayliner!
- vrmbr0
i am ok with either. or both.
- ninjasavant0
eyeliner CAN make you look better
bluetooth WILL make you look like a douchetard
- fugged0
do i get to pick the color of eyeliner?
- Meeklo0
2. Bluetooth Douche
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Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.- Love the name, I know one too many "bluetooth douches"!utopian
- flavorful0
Since I can't tell anyone, I think I'd do the blue tooth.
But I'd keep using pay phones and putting my mobile next to my other ear just to confuse people further I think.
Though capn_ron is on the rite track, hahah!
- Meeklo0
According to the Urban Dictionary:
1. bluetooth douche
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A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.
- capn_ron0
shit if your going to do one, you may as well go full throttle and do both. Ghey out completely for a month.
Plus people won't know what to think with eyeliner and a bluetooth.
- Jaline0
Hmm...eyeliner works on some guys and doesn't work on others. The guys who wear it and are very known for it, such as Pete Wentz and Jared Leto, are douchebags though.
- flavorful0
This is ... is a great idea!!
I would choose bluetooth actually as I think I could get away with it more easily instead of wearing eyeliner and having to tell people I lost a bet. Because at least with a bluetooth I could go, "Well at least it's not eyeliner."
- SteveJobs0
sorry, i'd rather do the bluetooth, the last thing we need is another deathcab for confessionals groupie, painting their myspace page in their favorite shade of black..