these threads suck
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- flavorful0
Alrite I'm off to Happy Hour.
Have fun jerks and jerkettes! :D
- JackRyan0
Jaline, I didn't know you liked the Darkness. Who's your friend?
- Jnr_Madison0
Note to self:
If you don't want to be asked an awkward question when your gf walks into the room then remove 'seagulling' from your browsers google search bar.
- kona0
note to qbn. i would also like a 'disable these fucking videos' button please. i mean... FUCK
- madirish0
note: this thread has a very good chance of sucking too. it is in your hand, family...
- 7point340
ok,...
i was asked to make change for a $100 bill and i ripped the man apart
- SoupCan0
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
- That's kind of gross.brains
- and so it beginssikma
- i bet she was fatskt
- http://dirty-david.c…Jnr_Madison
- what song is that lyric from? The Humpty Dance?geralddean
- yep
odinie
- Jnr_Madison0
If you sleep with a man but don't enjoy it, does it still count?
- only if you cameGreedoLives
- yesflashbender
- no. of course not.skt
- Depends if you slept on the top or the bottom.Spookyhome
- We hate to break it to you.JackRyan
- Lloyd?flavorful
- Hahaha! That's great. I would say, yes, it does count if penis is involved.fyoucher1
- Oh so french kissing and rectum fingering is fine then...?Spookyhome
- Doesn't count if you're on top and you never make eye contact.SoupCan
- Good point, add that to the list.fyoucher1
- Who cares? It's the money the counts.Corvo
- good point.Jnr_Madison
- It doesn't count for me.Jaline
- brains0
Someone tell the Chuck Palaniuk story where the guy jerks off on the bottom of the pool or somewhere where there's that suction thing, but gets his lower intestine pulled out because the suction is too strong. I think after that he thinks a snake came through the drain and bit him. But surprise! It's his lower intestine. Fun day at the pool.
- well, you just told the story.
That actually happened to a little girl here, but she wasn't jacking off. link >flashbender - Well, I think you just it. But you forgot the part where he thinks it has the consistency of peanut butter.ian
- http://www.kare11.co…flashbender
- well, you just told the story.
- Spookyhome0
Where is Ubes?
We need to flay his arse one more time. It never gets dull.- "flay". ty I just learned another word. Do you know "flabbergast"? :PCorvo
- flashbender0
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom with the man that Jnr_Madison slept with after he asked me for change for a $100 bill and I ripped him apart.
Then I ate a whopper.
After that I threw up.
And then I drank vodka drinks to get the taste out of my mouth.
- flavorful0
I think the threads I'm wearing are pretty dapper.
Maybe it's just your threads that suck.
- kona0
jackryan. search for nt roast: monday. tuesday and so on. i did five of them a long time ago. (can't remember if you were around). you'll aslo see something very funny happening to my name. :)
- dirtydesign0
Ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then use it to pleasure yourself? Feels like someone else is doing it, probably why they call it a 'stranger'.
- I got it wrong. I sat on my cock until it fell asleep. Didn't enjoy it. Now I know why. *slaps forehead.Spookyhome
- Hahaha. So funny. That's great. (Begins to strap rubber bands around both arms)fyoucher1
- i read that as 'ever shit on your hand'... that's just uh wrongGreedoLives
- Jnr_Madison0
If you've only ever seagulled each other, does that count as a relationship?
- Did you do any tarmacking?Spookyhome
- ahahahaha. had to look up seagulled and I now expect chompchomp to post vids of it.ian
- No tarmacking was involved just seagulling and space docking.Jnr_Madison
- what the fuck is space doc... I don't want to know actually, my life changed when I learned about tarmacking.Spookyhome
- platinum seagulled?
http://www.urbandict…flashbender
- jawks0
I could tell you about that one time when I got drunk one friday night and wrote a long and incoherent email to OSFA. Oh wait, that was like 3 minutes ago.
- cumfiesta?Jnr_Madison
- That was the subject line! How did you know????jawks
- I found the link on cumfiesta.Jnr_Madison