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- underlow
OK, so I come home from a long hard day with only two hours of sleep the night before, and my girlfriend tells me to sit down while she cooks me dinner. Hamburger Helper.
Then 15 minutes letter she blows up at me for sitting on my ass and now helping her with dinner.
WTF?
- Daro0
PMS?
- psychotic.gadg3tg1rl
- pyscho.gadg3tg1rl
- oops!gadg3tg1rl
- what does the color chart have to do with it?Meeklo
- hormones eff people upgadg3tg1rl
- flavorful0
Hamburger Helper... what are you poor?
- That's the gist of things, yeah.
underlow - so mean. Maybe it is delicious?flashbender
- You're Larry Bird.flavorful
- That's the gist of things, yeah.
- Gucci0
I've heard this story before.
- mikotondria30
I was similarly in trouble for 'forgetting' to do something that my wife said she would do.
Best thing to do is wash up thoroughly, compliment the dinner, clean the kitchen so it's obviously tidier than it usually is, and apologise.- and shit in your own pants and cut off your own masculinity.Iggyboo
- mg330
Good luck with that. I'm disappointed that this thread was not about Hillary Clinton, since she's already OVER.
- GreedoLives0
you're just not a hamburger helper
- cursiveshotgun0
all girls are crazy sometimes
- flavorful0
Tell her to lick your diarrhea soaked balls.
- un7point34
- blech.Gucci
- called7point34
- for7point34
- hahaha! I once message that to a whole bunch of people in my friend's phone book.flavorful
- "Lick My Diarrhea Soaked Balls."
- Which is why my Nana, Mother, Aunts, Uncles are not in my phone.flavorful - * In my phone.flavorful
- i just cried at work. hahahastudderine
- hAHAHAHdskz
- LOLIggyboo
- 7point340
estrogen makes girls BAT SHIT FUCKING NUTS... theres nothing you can do
- Hamburger Helper contains estrogen ?mikotondria3
- if it does i suspect there are a lot of gays that live out in trailers in the midwest.... a lot7point34
- on the flip side, testosterone makes some quality douchebags.lvl_13
- Amen lvl_13.flavorful
- brains0
I had no idea they still made ground beef.
- flashbender0
bitches man, bitches...
- 4040
dude, you have some serious issues you need to sort out.
1. the bitch with the attitude
2. hamburger helper
- morilla0
superglue her labia shut
- but that makes it hard to hate fuck her later7point34
- duh... PIITBflashbender
- I expected more from you 7.34
*sighflashbender - i am ashamed [hangs head]7point34
- you're assshamedcreative-
- stoplying0
Kick her to the curb.
- vrmbr0
it's all over now..
- flavorful0
- someone should photoshop this so it says 'diarrhea soaked balls aint one'7point34
- hahahhhaflavorful
- fucking sweet shirtOnesandZeros
- I want this!rson
- CALLES0
it depends... do you usually help? Are you out of shape for always sitting on your fat ass? have you forgotten to do little things for her cuz you have gotten used to it... i dont think hamburger is the problem... we need more info my friend
- underlow0
No, see CALLES, it's not like I don't ever help. If anything, I help her out way more than I should with massages, random ice cream runs to the store, etc. She gets way too frustrated with her own personal shit and tends to take it out on me because I'm the only one there.
And my ass is only a little bit fat. They're doing roadwork around the gym so it's a bitch to get to now.