USA NO 1!!
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- Jaline0
I think more Canadians call it "pop" rather than "soda". Maybe even "soft drink" or "Coke".
- "Can i have a glass of soft drink?"harlequino
- Please may I have a cup of pop please?Spookytim
- no one says cup or glass. The waiter asks you, and then you say, "Yes, I would like some Sprite, please, thank you."Jaline
- TheBlueOne0
- love that mapharlequino
- coke: i bet it's cocaine, not coca coladigdre
- honest0
Did it hurt when they injected the radioactive isotope?
- that isn't no isotope but an American-flag-shaped mind control device... silly u.pr2
- ..like a flag-pin of sorts you say?TheBlueOne
- is that what the sticker is? no wonder it has not come off since i put it on my neckBattleAxe
- ..3 years agopr2
- pr2-2
to all the testers above, i already got mine.
- Jaline0
- You're rather uppity for a canadian...TheBlueOne
- sarcasm?Jaline
- ..and you guys do seem to have all that shale oil...TheBlueOne
- ...long unprotected border...TheBlueOne
- heh, I actually loved these graphic novels. But they were very patriotic :)Jaline
- ..and hey, our troops can nearly speak canadian fluently....TheBlueOne
- *strokes evil capitalist american chin of geniusTheBlueOne
- hey buddy....I see what you're doing there....*gets aluminum foil hat and stickJaline
- "more fun then going to the movies"pr2
- your stick is useless...we have Mel GibsonTheBlueOne
- can ya handle my bo staff, bitches...Jaline
- We have Celine Dion and Nickelback. These weapons will make you fall to the floor immediately.Jaline
- Belt Buckle! *checkphilipdrumman
- TheBlueOne0
..and hey pr2, welcome aboard..and hey! be careful out there.
- key0
"The US oil policy is:
a) there to protect each citizens economic best interest
b) is not currently aggressive enough to fully secure our interest
c) All of the above"
- BattleAxe0
TURE OR FALSE
The United States, goes to war to protect you from bad guys, and so you could hang truck nuts on your F-150's .
- TRICK QUESTION!! We go to war against "evil doers" not "bad guys"!! tricky...TheBlueOne
- correctBattleAxe
- TURE! *Amurican accent...philipdrumman
- TheBlueOne0
Habeas Corpus is...
a) safeguards individual freedom against arbitrary state action
b) the basis of modern constitutional systems
c) fuck if I know, is it porn?
d) Paris Hilton's Dog?
e) a and c
f) c and d"
- morilla0
" Do you believe Native Americans
a) Were already going in that direction anyways
b) Wanted us to help with their population control
c) never existed and are just made up mascots"
- Jaline0
"Who is the most influential person?
a) Britney Spears
b) Paris Hilton
c) all of the above(HINT: If ever in doubt, the answer is always (c))"
- TheBlueOne0
"Liberty City is to New York as Vice City is to...
a) Detroit
b) Miami
c) Los Angeles
d) New Orleans"
- ukit0
"Is the best music:
a) country
b) western
c) all of the above"
- TheBlueOne0
"Would you be willing to invade:
a) canada
b) mexico
c) all of the above and maybe others"
- Jaline0
I always wonder about those tests. Seem pointless.
- morilla0
This country will take anyone. They want your money and your soul.
- philipdrumman0
Is there a written section on the test? If so I'd love to see what you wrote- "i like girl with nice asses"pr2
- http://images4.wikia…
Youre In!philipdrumman
- BattleAxe0
they ask you 10 questions from this list, I was only asked about 5 , verbal answers , i took all my required documentation , it was never checked , got a free usa flag on a stick and a sticker