thiefed lunch
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- mangosnot
Someone at work went into my lunch
and ate one of the two string cheeses that I brought in. They left the banana, the orange, and the hard boiled egg (It woulda been war if the egg was gone). Not only did this scoundrel eat my string cheese, but they put the wrapper back in my lunch bag. That's it, tomorrow, I'm lacing everyones lunch with shrooms.
- sherman0
this is making me hungry
- 7point340
5 words:
rabid badger in the fridge
- Jaline0
that sucks. cheese string is yummy.
I feel like robbing someone of food is a lesser version of robbing a house.
- lvl_130
haha, the nerve of some people. and they put the wrapper back in there?>! the least they could've done was left a post-it with a "sorry i was hungry." and dropped 50cents in your bag!
- Julienharcc0
Wow you bring your lunch at work? I wish I was mature like that.
- yea most of the time anyway. I'm pretty much in suburbia and there is nothing but fat food and shitball restaurants all around. Not that I'm insanely health conscious, but I do try and eat health consciously for the most part.mangosnot
- Khurram0
the fuck? that's your lunch??? are you 9?????
- lolMrDaro
- ahahahaJaline
- at least he makes his own lunchJaline
- That's not making your own lunch, that's stuffing some shit from the fridge in a bag.harlequino
- ooh sorry, I don't really have the time to make Murg Tikka Masala, sushi, or anything that I would really like to eat everyday.mangosnot
- Murga Tikka's pretty good.
;)harlequino - even if you stick stuff in a bag, it's from home... ;)Jaline
- harlequino0
That's one of the odder lunches I've heard of.
Did you bring your strawberry milk box too?
- MrDaro0
ok, I did it. I'm just trying to help you eat healthy by reducing your daily dairy intake. Plus, I always say: stolen coworker's lunch = cheapest lunch ever.
- locustsloth0
Shrooms you say? Now where was it that you worked again?
- TheBlueOne0
Thiefed, you say? You have been burgled? Purlionated? Theftified? Pilferized? Beswindled? Your very sustenance has been taken absondeded?
My heavens!!
- It was Liberated!!lherb
- Bamboozled!mangosnot
- Communist!TheBlueOne
- communist @ the liberated remarkTheBlueOne
- FREE THE CHEESE!!!lherb
- TheBlueOne0
Zounds!
- MrDaro0
anyways, besides being a kid's lunch, is that all you had to eat? Are you a midget? I need about 4 times that amount of food for lunch just to keep going.
- maybe he's a fatty and had the stomach staples7point34
- mango are you a fatty?7point34
- he's not replying 'cause he IS a fatty, ain't that right fatty?
* pokes mangosnot in the bellyMrDaro - his fingers are too fat to type... h needs his typing wand... HNNNNNG, damn just out of reach. ooooh cheetos!7point34
- no not a fatty. I'm just on maaaad drugs.mangosnot
- TheBlueOne0
- cruel and unusual punishment?7point34
- its a trap, on the back it says:
Just kidding! It feels like stealing with such low prices, come on in!Meeklo - HAHAHpencilpants
- I'd do that over jail or finesepigraph
- mangosnot0
What the shit? lol I like my lunch! I gotta Buck rogers lunchbox to clock yous in the head for these outlandish attacks on my lunch! Sheeeiit, does it make you chukleheads feel better that I had Grand Marnier infused duck yesterday (that I made myself thank you), and mango sushi the day before that? (also cheffed myself Thank you very much). Can't eat like a rockstar designer everyday ya goofs.
- Meeklo0
I found her!
- http://www.youtube.c…Meeklo
- wtf is that! I think mangosnot really did put shrooms in their lunchesepigraph
- TeganTorch0
It wasn't me, Mango. But I can help you track down the fiend.