5 second rule
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- PonyBoy
I broke it by 3 seconds...
... now what happens?
- tasty0
tomato gods
- designbot0
If it was off the bathroom floor...your should start praying.
- 2cents0
Get ready for the shit of your life!
- blackfrancis0
Penicillin?
- sikma0
run it under the tap for a few seconds and it will be fine
- ukit0
All this time I thought it was a 10 second rule *looks away awkwardly*
- PonyBoy0
i fucking love skittles
- sikma0
enjoy the smooth refreshing flavor of cat hair
- blackfrancis0
Why did it take you 8 seconds to retrieve a Skittle?
- PonyBoy0
i had a whole bag pressed against me and was making sure the rest didn't fall on the floor first
- Good save, then. Was it a Grape one?blackfrancis
- watermelon!!... SOUR WATERMELON, MIND YOU!!!PonyBoy
- You'll be fine. Even so, it was worth it.
blackfrancis
- moamoa0
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- chossy0
so fuck tell her you wanted to have sex twice.
- designbot0
"But now student researchers Molly Goettsche and Nicole Moin claim their study debunks the five-second rule by showing that bacteria needs more time to contaminate dropped food than previously believed.
Working under the supervision of assistant professor Anne Bernhard, the two cell-and-molecular biology students experimented with samples of wet food (apple slices) and dry food (Skittles candy); food samples were left on the floor for various intervals, then analyzed for contamination, the college said.
According to Goettsche and Moin, the results of their research showed that people can wait as long as 30 seconds to pick up wet foods and even longer for dry foods."
- stoplying0
I went to high school with a short, fat kid who ended up with the nickname SKITTLES.
It's a great name.
- chossy0
http://images.google.com/images?…
I did a search for tornado goats man thank fuck it wasn't horrific :D
except check out the big old bastard on the bottom let yo! home boy can't be real I mean jesus look at that chin, :D I'd call him chinsies and he would be my beer goat, I'd say 'chinsies beer me home boy, I'll give you a sweety carroty carrot yo!' then chinsies would come through with a sweet cold foamer for me pure balancing on his chin.
- Jaline0
The 5 second rule is a sham. I still do it sometimes. I remember my friend used to eat stuff off the school hallway, attempting to follow the 5-second rule. She was one of those funny "I hate school" types, but looked like she could be a cheerleader or more popular.
- stupidresponse0
the keys on an ATM machine are far more germ infested than the average floor
- damn u for saying average. i was going to suggest the floor of a slaughter housetasty