Ninja Lockdown
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- jasontroj
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dy…
BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
- jasontroj0
Ninja threats are no laughing matter. We need to protect our precious youth against ninja threats, and I suggest we install ninja detectors at all public places. I am also for profiling ninjas at airports just like we do for pirates and zombies.
- dskz0
damn ninjas.
- Jaline0
bam bam boom bam kazaahiyaaaaa
*tribal screams*
- omgitsacamera0
i lol'ed.
- Jaline0
There's a glitch in the Matrix.
- ninjasavant0
This kind of situation cheapens the whole thing.
- designbot0
I'm surprised they didn't accuse him of being a terrorist, then come up with some theory of how he could make a bomb from his plastic sword and karate belt.
- moldero0
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- moldero0
wtf, cant embed on qbn with youtube embed code anymore?
- dskz0
Robot profiling is the future.
- mg330
I like how they call it karate "garb."
- kalkal0
- I've been to the original.futuremongolian
- and....mehhhh. it was ok.futuremongolian