Segway attack plan
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- hektor911
Ah, ha! So, that Chinese S.W.A.T. team we caught ridin' dirty on Segways earlier this week actually had a reason to be carrying on like they were -- they were performing anti-terrorist drills in preparation for security during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Comically enough, the drill was said to be one of "rapid deployment," though we aren't told how many spills were taken when officers tried to actually maneuver one of these things around, aim at a target, pull a brown bag down around their head and keep it from spontaneously reversing. Just one question guys: what's with the tiny guns?
- ukit0
They are obviously planning to paralyze their enemies with uncontrollable laugher
- utopian10
MADE IN CHINA? the segways will probably fail!
- omgitsacamera0
How are they gonna dodge bullets while aiming and trying to ride that thing?
And what is with that weak airplane thing in the background?
- October0
the tiny guns are probly so the things wont reverse from the recoil when they fire em.
- calculator0
potato guns
- Samush0
what a bunch of idiots, who ever thought that was a good idea?!
sure thats gonna scare off a group of fanatical terrorists with a jeep full of C4, AK-47s and a few RPGs!
its practically an invitation.
- nicnichols0
So are those knock-off Segways then? Sure to be on eBay soon...
"Seg-Wai"
- detritus0
As ludicrous as this looks - from the little I've seen of the damnable contraptions moving, they're quite nippy, aren't they? If they are fully balanced, I imagine the tech could take care of the recoil, so they'd provide quite an effective platform for a moving attack front.
Or, perhaps, they just look futur-enough to scare the shit out of any rebelling Tibetans.
- Besides, did no one notice that they're black and have a HAL eye at the front? Not laughing now, are you?detritus
- ian0
The 'Hal' eye on the front is the space discombobulator. The guns are just a decoy, the eye does all the 'zap' 'pow' techo damage stuff.
- nicnichols0
They are actually fun tho.. the wife and I have done the Philly tour twice.. if you are in the area (they have them everywhere I guess..) check it out.. its a nice tour around the Art Museum area..
- digdre0
pretty awesome if you ask me