Am I a BAD American?
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- hedge
Well worth the read.
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
R.I.P. George.
- 2cents0
No, you're just a fucking idiot.
Big difference.
- Llyod0
poorly written
- Antonelli0
"I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA ."
Right, then these "Americans" should have stayed in England and overthrown the King, right? Maybe they should've fixed their own problems over there and not come to "America" to slaughter the Indians?
- that would have been wonderful.
lets do that. + 1000sofakingzero
- that would have been wonderful.
- utopian10
Hedge aka Mr. Copy and paste. Google is your best friend.
- locustsloth0
If you'll check the snopes link above, you'll see that this isn't even George Carlin's. Nice try using a much loved comedian to advance your idiot theories
- epete220
i knew you would pull threw today hedge.
- Llyod0
I never thought George Carlin was all that funny
- omgitsacamera0
You're a sad disgrace for even an ugly American.
- ismith0
"I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!"
I'm not really sure what this means...
- We should not embrace foreign flags. They do not embrace ours.hedge
- it means other flags shouldn't be allowed in America.Antonelli
- thats the unique thing about America, and what it means to be American, hedge.Antonelli
- ...the embracing of other cultures.Antonelli
- We're talking about flags, not culture.hedge
- But wait, does that mean I shouldn't have a foreign flag or that government property shouldn't fly foreign flags?ismith
- I don't quite get it, what's the problem with having a foreign flag?ismith
- hedge0
Why might that be, Gregor?
Could it be because I have opinions about the government? or worse, I actually voice my opinions?
You show me one statement in that post that would constitute being a "sad disgrace" for America. I'll be waiting.
- You don't have opinions, you copy opinions form other websites and try to pass them off as your ownlocustsloth
- Still waiting...hedge
- 2cents0
Looks like a great school hedge, I see how you've advanced to fry cook.
- omgitsacamera0
"I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !"
Jeff, you obviously support a total cleansing of anything foreign in America. So you obviously don't want any other organisation/city/state/country... entity's flag to be flying.
- acescence0
the fairmont hotel hotel flies flags of whatever foreign dignitary is visiting. bunch of america haters! i'm going to go litter the fountain with a 12 pack of shlitz.
- mrdobolina0
nice work on posting fake shit.
- What's fake? I didn't say I wrote it.hedge
- but it said george carlin, it wasn't written by george carlin. you fucking monkey.mrdobolina
- Cyberjunkie0
what a sorry portrayal of mr.Carlin's body of work/thought
hedge, you got it all wrong brother... are u sure that wasnt Bill Maher? or your friend Bob from work?
DO YOUR HOMEWORK...
- dahl0
"I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American."
Crazy talk!
