Work Refrigerator
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- jasontroj
Just sent this out. Not sure of the reception it will get, but I'm not caring either.
"Dear Mutant:
Thanks for eating my yogurt that clearly had my name on it. I bought it with the full intention that you would enjoy it as a snack one afternoon instead of me. I’ll be bringing in a case of the same yogurt next week, maybe Monday morning we can divide up the flavors. This may be hard since I personally I like the strawberry, and I can tell that must be your favorite too. We can also spend some time discussing what a wonderful set of parents you must have had, and how awful mine were since you are obviously better at sharing then I am.
Talk to you soon
-Jason"
- mjg0
your final sentence should have been "Cunt."
- johndiggity0
why don't you just start checking people's trashcans like a man?
- I'm not homeless. There's also 100 people here.jasontroj
- ninjasavant0
or mix in some bad mayonaise and reseal the yogurt.
- ha you beat me7point34
- I'd mix in a laxative ... and a lot
..'cause he is a shitalicetheblue
- 7point340
just put another in there injected with botulism ?
see which ignorant twat tips over dead.
laugh and piss in his dead mouth
- designbot0
That is so ghetto haha.....unless it was one of your friends, then it's just plain funny.
- Stecchino0
I work in a large corporation I've seen this happen to people for years and I still don't understand how people could steal other people's food. Especially when their name is on it. Happens all the time!
Good for you for sending that note!
- sherm0
u should maybe squeeze off a load into a bitchin sandwich and put it in the refridgerator
- SoulFly0
Stolen yogurt is yummi!
Specially if it has the person's name in it!
- Milan0
mmm, I love free yogurt
- blaw0
Sounds like there weren't any decent sandwiches to steal. Sucks to be a thief at your company.
- epigraph0
Why is it hard to believe someone would do this? People are in it for themselves. If they want your strawberry yogurt and no one is around...
- 7point340
*while people are busy reading this thread, 7point34 steals jason's soda too
- jasontroj0
Hahaha! That wasn't my soda! That was my carbonated piss.