Christian Bale arrested!
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- Spookytim
He's just been released from a London police station on charges of assaulting his mother and sister, they charged him.
Sorry if I'm late with this scoop.
- 7point340
probably mad at his mother for leaving him in charge of battling the skynet
- Jnr_Madison0
OMG, really?
- HAHAHA, Alright Vagina Medicine, no need to gloat.Spookytim
- LOLJnr_Madison
- _niko0
*see batman arrested thread
- skt0
This just in:
BALE ON BAIL
- lolJnr_Madison
- + ROFL
meffid - dammit i thought i was OG with this on the other thread. bahBrokenAC
- Spookytim0
I AM STUPID FUCKING TWAT.
- acescence0
"His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister..."
- Silly UKersJaline
- source?JasonFarrell
- Ahah *has flashbacks*Redmond
- ukit0
Figures. Batman would not kick ass like that for no reason.
- sputnik20
damn, sucks for him
- mrdobolina0
sometimes I wish I could assault my mother and sister.
- hahaha, so trueJaline
- Not me, but the reverse may well be true.dog_opus
- but do you actually do it? :)PonyBoy
- //only sometimes.mrdobolina
- thisispillowhead0
mom- you played a shitty bob dylan
sit- yep, sucked!
bale- fuck you. i am batman
- mrdobolina0
remember when michael keaton was batman? wtf were they thinking, corny-ass casting.
- I'm still waiting for a good female actress like Burton always managed to get. Maggie's close, but not quite there...Jaline
- Michael Keaton rocked.daveglanz
- Michael keaton was a good batman.chossy
- Michael Keaton is a wet fart of a man and should have been trebuched into space for the shame that was Multiplicity.detritus
- ismith0
Batman has been released.
- hammerofdawn0
I can relate with batman. When I first heard the story, I was thing his mom and sister is a bitch.
- Corvo0
omfg.
"I told you he would deserve no less"
* beats wife in the eye with a corrupt motherboard.
- BattleAxe0
he beat her with his batvoice
- slappy0
Where the fuck was Alfred while all this was going down?
- lowimpakt0
holy domestic abuse, batman