I feel dirty x2
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- Jimbo82
I feel dirty.
I was in NY a few weeks back with the missus, was in Macy's doing a spot of shopping. Girlfriend went to the women's section so I thought I should have a look at the men's stuff, stood by the level boards and this 'thing' came over and asked if 'it' could help. It was a little asian man in the Macy's uniform, camp as christmas with make up and heeled shoes. I asked where the mens floor was, he said he'd show me, got onto the little wooden escalators going down, he stood infront. Awkward conversation followed about how long I was in America for (From London) and how busy it was today. My right hand was on the rail, then he slid his hand up and brushed my hand with his, I moved my hand back, he then did it again, so I took my hand off the rail. Then he giggled, brushed my crotch with his other hand and ran off!
Do I have a case for sexual assault?
I feel dirty.
- emecks0
you have a case for non-payment.
- lowimpakt0
free buzz
- autoflavour0
admit it, you enjoyed it
- and your now enjoying telling everyone about itautoflavour
- ian0
- detritus0
HAJKHJAHSHAHAHALOL HAHHAHAHAHAAHA *breeeeeeathe* HAHAHAHAALLAALA HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLL HAHAHAHAHA
- You should've pure nutted the fucker in the face - then seen how much he giggled through bloody nose and smashed teethdetritus
- teeth.detritus
- I'm thinking propa Biffa Bacon thuggery, as only a Brit can deliver.detritus
- Your right, I should have delivered one straight from Durty Saaaf Landan straight on his nose.Jimbo82
- Jimbo820
Horrid.
- Jimbo820
In all honesty, it's probably one of the funniest things that's happened to me, as soon as I got back, that was what I told my mates first, not the Empire State, or Central Park, or Boat trip or Fat Americans or anything, it was a little transvestite asian man groping me. Yeah, happy days.
- chossy0
No matter how hot the showers water it you just can't get it clean :'(
- mistermik0
best story ever.
genius.
- broxybluenose0
that is class!
- Jimbo820
Could be the one above the m and a. I don't know, it all happened so quickly
*sobbing uncontrollably*
- Barry_Grant0
I'd ht it
- Lucan0
It's your own fault for shopping in macy's - at least in bergdorfs they ask if they can do that first !
- max_prophet0
LEAVE DINKY ALONE!!!
- Mojo0
gross! run away!