hedge realization
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- FredMcWoozy0
LOL - Who is this guy. Classic.
Wait a minute. Is this arthur kade?
- era4O40
I would like to hear more about your life.
- hedged0
Time for lunch.
I'll try to come back if I have time.
- iron_condor0
Back.
- JSK0
"black patent calf leather shoes from Hugo Boss, my tailored Armani suit or my slightly dated gold Rolex watch"
Dressing like someone who makes less than $150k a year.
- I make much more than that. I said my base is 164k. BASE....iron_condor
- Thats an salary for ACD in NY. Sad for a finance guy.JSK
- I am sorry a Doctor.JSK
- A lawyer.JSK
- Dude, what you don't realize is that bonuses make up the majority of income on wall st.iron_condor
- at 15-25% bonus rate, you are just a back office chumJSK
- I've gotten a single $78,000 year-end performance bonus in 2006.iron_condor
- And yes, thats really low for finance.JSK
- Well backoffice chum will get that.JSK
- Wait wait. You made 78k when the market was flying high?JSK
- In 2006 I was a 2nd-year associate.
That isn't low.iron_condor - Wait a minute, why am I speaking to you like you're in the industry or know anything about finance?iron_condor
- 2nd ASS average base is 90k. Bonus is about 240k in 2006JSK
- LOL, ASS acronym for assoc.?
Nice try. WTF.iron_condor - So what do you use for monitoring?JSK
- oey0
how many hedge threads?!
- plash0
hedge, at some point you're gonna recognize that your salary really makes no one give a shit. Like how my salary makes no one give a shit.
and as for your degree and car and other crap.. yea i got em too..
- instrmntl0
- Don't test meiron_condor
- <awesome!jaylarson
- I don't give you permission to post my face.iron_condor
- hainstrmntl
- no one that makes half a mil a year has a shitty ass shave like that.chalk
- yes you did!oey
- yea you did. by publishing it on the internetplash
- NO it doesn't work that way.iron_condor
- User agrees that the use of Imgur's services is entirely at User's own riskplash
- doh!instrmntl
- OH MANduckofrubber
- Rand0
you could have made up any identity you wanted and you chose the most boring one imaginable
- <scarabin
- i think Paul Rand has actually said this before.iCanHasQBN
- lolRand
- iron_condor0
JSK, I know for a fact that you're not in finance so you can drop that right about now.
- iCanHasQBN0
ok. say that you have a lot of money and that we believe you. then what. what else do you bring to the table? fuck, this shit is boring. back to Jap Cat of the Day......
- wrong0
jesus christ, stop feeding the goddam trolls.
- JSK0
If we dont feed the trolls, we would lose the high thread count.
- iron_condor0
http://www.qbn.com/topics/633568…
JSK, are many people in the capital markets also illustrators?
I don't think so.
- iron_condor0
I love the smell of disgruntled creatives in the morning.
- JSK0
I seriously don't think anyone in here is creative
- fxone0
"Perhaps they're not interested in knowing about my $2.4m Manhattan apartment, my cabin in Aspen, or the new Bugatti parked outside of my condo in LA. "
— Hedge" if i had some extra money i'd buy the ipad"
— iron_condorMaybe not the same person after all!
- FUCKING STOPwrong
- whats Wrong?fxone
- http://www.principal…iCanHasQBN