this don't deserve it's own thread
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- sureshot
its all nonsense here.
- CALLES0
>={
- moamoa0
be creative
- sureshot0
hmmmmm
- CALLES0
i have gas... should i release?
- sureshot0
no need to say sorry my friend. we all make mistakes.
- emu?Jaline
- I think I see Jnr tooJaline
- he the one at the left I believesureshot
- I am not a ginger!Jnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
Actually, beens as I've brought it up... have any male members (pfff) here ever experienced a little hardon? Whereby you become suddenly erect before the spongey vessels in your baguette have had a chance to take in the full 8 liters of blood usually requird to get you there?
eh?
erm... nah, me neither.
Pfffff only stupid people have that happen.
Carry on Sureshot.
- SkyPoo0
My small penis killed this thread stone dead.
- nsfw>moamoa
- I have seen smaller pipismoamoa
- http://farm4.static.…moamoa
- Thats me Moamoa, how dare you expose me like this!!!SkyPoo
- my one is smaller. so don´t panicmoamoa
- That's not what R told me. Unless she was talking about your drawing pen and skills.
Hmmm.....Jaline - Jaline, Let me be the first to assure you that I actually have a tremendous specimen.SkyPoo
- I like your hands too, but come on now...Jaline
- sureshot0
please carry on skypoop!
- SkyPoo0
Anybody ever had that thing where your scrotal sack puckers up and goes like a tortoise shell, and half way through battering it with your pencils it suddenly relaxes again and you murder your own plums?
- Come on, don't leave me here like a puppy at the pound.SkyPoo
- yaJnr_Madison
- fudJnr_Madison
- sureshot0
please skypoop... most some more anecdotes!
- SkyPoo0
I am going to go and attempt to self induce a 'smallerection' now by placing my tackle in the fridge for twenty minutes and then thinking of soemthign dirty, for purely scientific reasons. If I am successful I will post up the results in a serious of stop motion photographs like something you might see in National Geographic.
Stay tuned.
- sureshot0
skypoop you just got me on the edge of my seat.
- SkyPoo0
Before I do that though, has anyone ever had that thing happen where you have the place to yourself for the evening, and you just get so damn horny that you undress in the living room, lay on the couch and just start masturbating really heavily, and it seems to last for an age, and you're just totally loving yourself, and its better than any sex could ever be, and as you rise to the summit of ecstacy and hear for the first time that your are saying dirty words of encouragement to yourself you feel like this is the greatest sexual magic you will ever know, and then you release that hot rope of silky orgasm all over your taught tanned belly, and chest, and up your throat right underneath your chin, and then you lie there with your massive heavy piece throbbing crazily in your limp hand, and that temple of passion dissolves into a sea of self loathing and shame, and you open your eyes to discover that meanwhile someone's snuck in and stole your television set?
Cunts.
- sureshot0
wtf
