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Sad to leave, excited to start at the new place.
What do you do on a last day?
bang the secretary if she's hot
Back when I was more antisocial, I attempted to leave without telling anyone. My boss was probably surprised I was going to do that, but didn't tell the rest of the team. I got a card and some stuff...
Secure future references.
never show up.
Sneak in a 6 pack
time for an upper-decker!
- remind me what that is again? i believe it involves poo?matt31
- lol! it involves taking a dumperoo in the upper tank of the bowl.sputnik2
- that's right!matt31
- only thing better is pissing in the steam-iron, if there's one around.sputnik2
- what is that called?matt31
- no idea...we should name it!sputnik2
- the vinegar wrinkleninjasavant
get the hell out of there. i hate goodbyes.
last day on a job is kinda like last day in prison
wow - you've all had such positive work experiences!
wank in someone's tea.
Pass a collection plate around labeled "exit tax".
Get drunk at lunch, fall asleep at desk, then shit in the fridge.
it's funny. on days where i have shit to do, i can spend the whole time procrastinating and finding things to keep me amused.
today i have nothing to do, and nothing to keep me amused apart from this thread.
Go out for sushi and bring back a california roll to hide somewhere in the office.
ask for a raise or you are quitting.
light your workspace on fire.
AND RAISE THE ROOF! :D
Keep doing what you're doing.