Friday thread
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- DaveO
We got one of these today?
What's your plans?
Where you going?
Who you with?
- TheBlueOne0
Q: We got one of these today?
A: Cup of coffee.Q: What's your plans?
Cook dinner. Watch a movie. Clean the apartment.Q: Where you going?
Might go see Motorhead tonite.Q: Who you with?
A: Probably my wife.
- cashface0
1. a yawn
2. present layouts to client
3. up north
4. my fiance
- Jaline0
I won't bother with the first one.
What's your plan?
TorontoWhere are you going?
Tonight - Sunday nightWho are you with?
Family
- DaveO0
The question "We got one of these today?" referred to the Friday thread.
Just so you know.
- imnotadesigner0
We got one of these today?
A hemorrhoidWhat's your plans?
To cash my chequeWhere you going?
Guys weekend up North to majorly pollute our bodiesWho you with?
a few designers in the studio
- kona0
We got one of these today?
- nice cup of dunkin donuts joe. bold. black.
(i don't care what this question referred to...) :)What's your plans?
- surf the internet for the entire day. i had a full two weeks to finish a project and i of course finished it in 4 days. so theoretically i'll have roughly 6 days of surfing the web ahead of me.Where you going?
- to the john... it's that time.Who you with?
- it's just me. i can't perform in front of a crowd.so dave0, no one ever asks the original poster... what are your plans? where you going? who you with? boxers or briefs? innie or outtie?
- Khurram0
That's it, im' calling it, TIT FRIDAY!!!::::
Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when,
heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild
involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout he morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk. Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye
before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a
moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be
precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early
summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up ni! pples. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps..- yeah thats right, Tit Monday happened in SEPTEMBER this year :O (in London)Khurram
- yo dude... long time no see! happy friday you maniac!kona
- sup kona! ditto. Except the maniac bit. You certainly are NO maniac. *hugz*Khurram
- Arh the Indian summer no offence cuz its just an apt late summer saying
Kidswift - i'm only a maniac when i drink... excessively.kona
- You don't understand. I been waiting to call Tit Monday for MONTHS. :'(Khurram
- Khurram0
Which reminds me.. .JazX. I miss that guy. I LIKED that guy. You were all a bunch of playground bullies who forced him to leave.
For all his foibles, deep down, he had a good heart. You should all be ashamed of yourselves >:(
Ive been wanting to say that for a while now... Now is a good a time as any. break!
- You're next...Jaline
- haha... I miss him too. We used to talk all the time but i haven't spoken to him in a while now. *emails jazx*kona
- i would love to just fuck you Jaline. Make you cum soooo that you're reduced to nothing but a quivering wet mess...Khurram
- tell him i said hi!Khurram
- I know, I know.Jaline
- Khurram0
In fact, if any of you lot know that guy, his email and that, kona, flavourful etc.. tell him kuzzaaam! says hi. *sniff*
- SkyPoo0
Moterhead tonight TBO?
NICE!!!!
I dare you to throw a bottle at Lemmy and see what happens. Seriously.
- DaveO0
I can ignore the reply format as it's my thread.
Maybe a light beer this evening, then ride back home to watch a fucking movie my chick won't watch with me – some japanese one that I think is the original to that Mirrors film.
Work tomorrow on some dull shit then DJ a house party.
Wear this new shirt of dopeness that my girl just bought me.
All of this will be done on my new bike, which I'm very VERY happy with.
- Nairn0
We got one of these today?
- eh? Maybe.What's your plans?
- Recovering from a moderate hangover, then popping in to the 100% Design ('contemporary interiors') exhibition down at ...Where you going?
- ...Earl's Court. Around London, all day long.Who you with?
- Right now, no one. But I met my Dad down in the city for an hour earlier as he passed through the country. I'm off to meet an old Weegie chum from post-uni days later. After that, I'll be on my own again, as so very often. Alone.So painfully alone.
- grunttt0
We got one of these today?
-Homemade cuban sandwich from the elevator operator.What's your plans?
-Drinks at a friend's house after work. Was told to bring the dog.Where you going?
-Staying in town this weekend... for a change.Who you with?
- My sexy lady.
- chossy0
We got one of these today?
No idea.What's your plans?
go pick up my car from the mechanics, got a blueflame exhaust fitted today.Where you going?
Out or dinner with my lady :E yummyWho you with?
Just me and my kitty right now.
- blaster0
55 gallon tub of vaseline
spread it
heaven
you.
- DaveO0
Yeah, I like it THAT much.
Also, it's "sofa"!
- Khurram0
hey Nairn!! I'm off to that design exhibition at Early Court too!! We should meet up....
- kelpie0
We got one of these today?
I've got all kind of shit, what's it to you? If you're not buying fuck off and stop wasting my timeWhat's your plans?
quiet one tonight, eating and tele.Where you going?
HomeWho you with?
probably just me tonight