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- SkyPoo
Fried Insomniac Noodle Pie
--------------------------------...You will need:
A bag of ham
Six louts
A kilo of micronesian belly sweat
Four gargling salesman
A sprig of wet fizz
Foo topatoes
A nigerian sledge
A song for Europe
Three halves of salted sixpence
A mixy rabbit.Method:
Take a pinch of Kevlar, mince about with a Dandy reprint and retire to the Larkins for a pint of pie. Add a bawdy fellow, well chapped, and dust off a relative with a crabby sleight of Frenchman's hand. Mix the people's friend with the withered whisp of an elderly sign and set aside for half a tango on the terrace.
While the maid gets funky, whip a bottle of milk until total collapse, throw eggs at a pontoon until night falls, then claim the age of innocence. Depart suddenly for distant shores but walk backwards into a cupboard instead.
As co-workers rush to your aid, net them all with a dainty laugh and circumscribe them with the zest of a lamentable pine.
Deflate a cone and fall backwards into the pile, dropping little poos about the place as you go.
Pre-heat a microwave to gas mark fustard, place your credentials on code Amber-Shroud. Then simply cough into a paper cup, drizzle with pubes and clap wildly.
Soak in balm for a day, then sever all contact.
Serve with a climate controller, some chewed up carrot and a picture of a thatched roof.
Bonappy teets.
- chossy0
Spooky and artist and a crack addict.
- brains0
I want a bag of ham.
- SkyPoo0
I can't sleep.
I just can't.
- brains0
Read a book backwards.
- janne760
sdrawkcab koob a daeR
- chossy0
Make love, just don't think about the 'loose hell'
- SkyPoo0
My daughter will be jumping up and down on my head at 6.00am shouting "DO HANDS THAT MAKE NOISES" and I will have to make both my hands into beaky birds and get them to talk to each other in the bizarre made-up language that has evolved.
Then it'll be "DO HANDS THAT CHANGE NAPPY", "DO HANDS THAT LIKE BREAKFAST", "DO HANDS THAT FETCH GINGERBREAD MAN BISTICKS", "DO HANDS THAT LET ME HAVE SOME JELLY FOR BREAKFAST" and so on.
- janne760
ɹǝɐp ɐ qooʞ qɐɔʞʍɐɹps
- SkyPoo0
Sdrawk cab koob a daer actually sounds pretty good.
- SkyPoo0
The best one is "DO HANDS THAT WEAR SCARVES" and I have to wrap a bit of toilet roll round the hands that make noises, then they have a loud arguement together, and lefty will usually get mad enough to rip righty's headscarf right off and spit it on the table. This drives her bonkers with hysterical laughter that is so extreme I begin to fear for her life.
- chossy0
Im off to bed, night :D
- _salisae_0
yes master janne. i am in your power now.
- janne760
dang, i have no idea what to do with you now.
i am tired...tis late in europe!