The real CALLES.
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- flavorful0
Just gives a "I've been shotta" look, then decides to go in for the kiss to hopefully let CALLES interpret my answer, and to hopefully get off the subject ... and back to PIITB.
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?!
- CALLES0
he didn't listen to me!!!!!!
waaaa! waaaaaa! its like he didn't even hear me!
- Llyod0
calles is okay
- CALLES0
Flav... i love you
- digdre0
so you have a sexbuddy, flav.
- flavorful0
Never underestimate my ability to do jokes in which no one outside of myself is able to appreciate in the moment, and in fact is very detrimental, haha.
I like to think there is a camera on me at all times. An invisible audience if you will.
- CALLES0
damn it i thought i had this one for sure!!!
- flavorful0
Me: Dude, you know ... you been kind of been pretty harsh as of late. I'm beginning to think like did I do something?
Her: No.
Me: Then... Waaaaayne, help me out here, haha.
Her: Do you know how stupid I feel?
Me: Everyone feels like that around me.
Her: Just stop.
Me: Whoa.
Her: It's what you didn't do, I told you I love you the other day and you didn't even say anything - you just acted like I said nothing.
Me: Whaaaaaaat?
Her: Jer, seriously, I can't do this to myself with you again.
Me: When did you say that? Dude, you know I'm deaf in my left ear.
Her: ...
Me: Did I kind of get up and twist my head a bit?
Her: Oh my G-d.
Me: Haha, why do you think I only put headphones in my rite ear?
Her: Oh my G-d. I can't believe I've been so angry at you, you never even heard me. Oh my G-d.
Me: Hahahhaa, I'm just kidding. I heard you. I just di---
* Click. *
Me: hahahhahhaha, damn it.
3 attempts straight to voicemail.
Then this text message a day later, "I know you think you're funny, but you know I'm at a very hard time in my life. And it's become obvious that I need to be alone for it."
Yadda yadda for a few days.
Good times! Official earlier this morning, haha.
- CALLES0
actually i dont think i would still be there if she knew we had a bet
- CALLES0
OHHHH!!!!
Haha... yup i'm still there and happy... what you do?
- flavorful0
Oh, I meant our side bet from a few months ago, haha.
- digdre0
sure he wins
- flavorful0
So ... do you get like a prize CALLES?
You win, haha!
- CALLES0
oh... Jnr I think you got seeeerrrved
- digdre0
Still, nr1 hero.
- Jnr_Madison0
This is not over CALLES!
- digdre0
still, hero.