get.a.girlfriend
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- kult
That would be get.a.girlfriend();
Losers.
- ukit0
Yep, if you felt the need to post that, you need a girlfriend
- Llyod0
It means having to lowering one's standards
- drgss0
if (this.understand.who.indexOf('yo... >= 0)
- bliznutty0
public bool HasGirlfriend(Person you){
if (you.Understand == true){
return false;
}
return true;
}
- d_rek0
stop();
- Point50
:|
- ninjasavant0
you're the winner.
- uan0
imo this would be more axe:
if (you == understand.this){
for(i=1;i<=7;i++){
get.a.girlfriend();
}
}
- SoulFly0
that ad was funny!
- SteveJobs0
HumanBeing me = human[me.id];
ExternalStimulus stimulus;
HumanExpression he = AnalyzeExpression("programmers are
dorks");
CreateStimulus(he,&stimulus);
if(me.GetHumanResponse(stimulus...
me.Actions.speak(AnalyzeExpressi... already have a girlfriend motherfucker... and she's hotter than yours!"), AudibleVolume(95), AudibleTargets.everyone);
}- it was funnier before the lines were truncated. meh...SteveJobs
- mikotondria30
surely:
if (you(this.understand))get(girlfr...
- skser0
heh
- kalkal0
That stuff is cheap and smells bad. The whole girls love it thing is laughable. Good enough for after a workout down at the gym but not much more...
- thebottlerocket0
not if its a getter or setter method.
- 23kon0
5 CLS
10 PRINT "YOU SMELL!................."
20 GOTO 10
- seven8nine100
oh man, if you need a girlfriend don't look for it. if one is of interest to you, show some signs and RETREAT. Don't jump on her as if she was a prey, on the contrary, give her some space and she will be crawling back, that is if you don't look like a poney or a rhino.
As for the ad, if real, this is pretty cool.
- worst note i've ever read. it's like dr phil and rainman met in a sentence.airey
- mikotondria30
Programmers girlfriends - if they're not object oriented, they're a class act.
- gentleman0
so if i dont understand it...
should i not get a girlfriend?
- monoboy0
if.else(_root.beer();