Nicknames
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- D_Dot0
Chicks used to call me
"giant satisfying meat flute."
- TheBlueOne0
And then when I started doing Capoeira, the brazillian martial art thang, well, you get a nickname from that officially. It's part of the whole thing. In fact their are about 20 people who I know fairly well who I know only by their capoeira nickname...anyway...it's usually given to you by your master and usually it's pretty funny...my teacher tried a few out on me and nothing stuck until one day after class I was milling around with some other students and my teachers friend looked at me and said "Professor Pardal!" - and in Brazil "Professor Pardal" is what they called I think Gizmo Duck from the Duck Tales cartoon...because I had this funky hair style and was wearing the professor glasses. So that kinda stuck. It got shortened to just "Pardal" ("professor" being an actual honorific title in the art that I wa nowhere near). Means "sparrow" in english. But since I have been in capoeira circles since about '95 in nyc there are people all the time that walk up to me and go "Pardal!" because they don't even know my real name.. I kinda like it..it feels like my real other name at this point...
- Llyod0
Meat
- akoni0
- Asshole
- Dick
- Bitch
- Jerk
- Democrat
- Nip
- Tyrant
- Point50
Big Mix
Sugar Bear
Stens
Stench
G-Rizzle
Rudy
Jr.- ive heard women call you "Just Big"akoni
- Point5.********
- I like 'Sugar Bear' though... it can be used if you tell girls "I will give you cavaties" .. wink winkakoni
- P5!akrokdesign
- svenreed0
duce - i used to play baseball in high school and apparently had a good curve ball, not to hit my own cords or anything. but baseball wasn't fun after my first year as a varsity player. i hate organized sports.
sven - girl in high school thought i looked swedish.
my uncle called my cousin and i 'fucking assholes' once, i think thats the most relevant.
- linearch0
chiba
because i smoked a bunch in my youth.
- scrap_paper0
Beerdrian.
There were two Adrian's at the table one night in the pub and people were running into drunken communication issues. So, as I came back from the bar carrying a couple of pitchers someone yelled out "I got it! Beerdrian!!".
- CALLES0
i enjoy calling people
A) Beefy Tits(boy or girl)
B) My Little NutSackthe least you know them the better
- redrum0
tiny b
- Peter0
Trumpeter
Tapeter (works in Swedish)
Jupeter
List goes on...
- MrOneHundred0
Woody. I used to wear these tight leather pants, you see...
Some of my friends still call me this.
My brother and I used to be in bands together for years and I have heard that we were referred to as “the Bulge Brothers”, but I could never find out why.
- jaylarson0
Hootie Claus
- iamlo0
weenie. my brother was a toddler and couldn't say Lorena, so he said Loweena. so my mom took it upon herself to create the awesome nickname of weenie and call me that on a day to day basis in public and in private.
- BannedKappa0
Big Cock Kappa - Cause I'm a cock!!!
- nocomply0
My nickname on my hockey team is Yoda. Before we got these new jerseys our color was green and since I am the smallest guy on the team they started calling me yoda. Everyone got their nicknames screened on the new jerseys, but hey at least I didn't get suck with Loverboy.
- hockey, yayJaline
- glad to hear you didn’t get suck with loverboy.MrOneHundred
- http://images.google…Peter
- mike_litoris0
Chino Blanco. After college, I worked at a landscaping company that employed more than a few mexicans. Apparently I am white and have slits for eyes.... you know... like a chinese person.
- pango0
gazza...
- I checked your profile. Thanks for the porn tip!mike_litoris
- b_electro0
Latin nicknames for me include Flacito, then another name that means "the crazy one" and another that means "someone who does things in extremes." All from my wife's side of the family- it's a sign of love, inclusion and that nice stuff.
The brothas always called me B-Luv or just B. After Malibu's most wanted I was forever B-Rad.
I'd write more but the ambien I just took is kicking in an that hockey shirt looks like its floating and the ro om is starting to spin. time for bed flacitos!!
- Bradisco is the one her mom calls me. And Bradissimo. And also the man who kicks women out of kitchems (in spanish)b_electro
- skii0
Pilot light...
...cause i never go out anymore