Siiick
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- imnotadesigner
Theres a new designer they've decided to put beside me and every second word out of his mouth is siiiiiick. I tell you, Im sick of hearing how sick things are.
- TheBlueOne0
You should respond? "Siiiiickk?? Duuuuuuude!"
- madirish0
did he just type this?
- MrMackem0
Thats pretty whack that like pal.
- locustsloth0
Fight fire with fire. Every time he says "siiick" you counter with "Well.."
- This has a beautiful Yin/Yang feeling to it. Also, could drive him insane as it sounds like yer gonna start a conversation...ian
- drgss0
Kill him
- harlequino0
Try and zero in on the approximate tone pitch at which he says "Siiiick."
Then, anticipate each iteration of this, and chime in with your own slightly raised or lowered tone of "Siiiiiick"
You'll become your own little symbiotic Tibetan chant duo.
- Gucci0
Broooooo! You serious?
- ian0
Is he all up in your face? Cos if so tell him to like step off else you'll pop a staple in his ass. YO!
- locustsloth0
Or every time he says sick, counter with "You mean sick like..." and then come up with progressively more disgusting things as examples until he shuts (or throws) up
- sick like an infant eating his way out from under a pile of dead fetuses7point34
- Bullitt0
Tell him to stop saying it
- imnotadesigner0
He does have a broader vocab apparently. Theres "dude" which he refers to everyone as. And "thats pimp" when something is good, but not as good as "sick"
- its_only_me0
How long will it take for the "smashing the keyboard in the face" scene from Wanted to be acted out in your workplace?
- 23kon0
Tell your boss that he is making you feel nausious and actually sick-feeling each time he exclaims "siiiick".
Tell boss you have a phobia against sick lol.Seriously!
that could be worth a laugh.Your new workmate will get taken into boss's office and asked politely to stop saying the word "siiiick"
hehe
- drgss0
Is he better than you?
- Im not be cocky here but no. Hes not better than me.imnotadesigner
- kezza_20
stab him
- uncle_helv0
Does he post on here?, 'cause there are often a few tw*ts who use this word descriptively.
- no, hes has no idea of qbn.imnotadesigner
- lucky guy.Antonelli
- cotton0
it's gonna rub off on you very soon.
you should be afraid.
- ian0
Start swearing profusely at your computer when he says it.
Call your monitor:
Cocksucker
whore
shitfucker
scumqueen
shitehawkwhatever, but be creative and look nonchalant when he looks over to see why you're angry.
- 23kon0
Take a tin/packet of vegetable soup into work tomorrow and do a Chunk from The Goonies.
When the guy says "Siiiiick"
Take a mouthfull of the soup then turn round and spurt/sick it all over him.
Keep the soup handy for him doing it again.
He MAY do it a second time.
He definitely WONT do it a third time!
(i'd put money on that)
- like training a monkeyimnotadesigner
- exactomundo duuuuuuude23kon
- what about squirting him with a water pistol everytime he says it?imnotadesigner