if you pay me, I'll move
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- iamlo
ok, this post isn't serious at all so don't start with the "god i hate this guy. go fall of a tree iamlo" because then i'll have to say A. This wasn't a serious post. B. why so bitter toward anonymous internet personalities and C. i'm a girl.
now to the point:
Wanna pay me to move to colorado so I can work for your design firm? i thought so. good, because i've already got a temporary place to stay. You're the best! You've fulfilled my current aspirations!
Thank you, i am no your loyal employee. let's hold hands when we leave this earth. i love you.
- iamlo0
i'm expecting many to be lured by "if you pay me, I'll m..." so many things could be inserted there for said "m..."
- MrOneHundred0
Can you dumb that down a shade?
- eating_tv0
If you pay me, i'll m... well okay. You know what.
- metal_leg_will0
Sounds like you're a designer with a snowboard /ski addiction.
- nature, mountains , clean air addictioniamlo
- I suffer with the same addictions then.metal_leg_will
- oh that and booze.iamlo
- brandelec0
what are you smoking
- spendogg0
You should be able to get some work here - put paying for the move aint gonna happen
- adamrobertson0
I live in Colorado. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahaha.
- am i pwned now? fail?iamlo
- your haha is getting so big!iCanHasQBN
- CrimsonPlatypus0
"if you pay me, I'll m..."
Make my dinner, get me a beer and rub my feet?
- airey0
1. who are you?
2. why would anyone give a rats anus about you?
3. why would anyone care enough to pay you to move?and secondary to my initial range of questions, perhaps you could get sponsorship from you current local area to move away rather than sponsorship from the destination. i mean, i don't know you but am sure i wouldn't like you so perhaps enough of your current locals feel the same?
- congratulations on being the first person to be an asshole. i bet you do this on every thread. except your own. and the ones you think are hot girls.iamlo
- you think are hot girls.iamlo
- this will only encourage him.MrOneHundred
- true. oh well.iamlo
- no, i'm like this in my threads also. this is me. i am. you are?airey
- please refer to my post below.iamlo
- iamlo0
1. I am Lorena, i live in long beach, i don't like my neighborhood. i have two different ears, i can't say california pizza kitchen without saying "chicken" and it's even worse now that i've discovered california chicken cafe, i have chronic allergies, i love to dance, i might drink too much, my mother hates my boyfriend and we may never marry.
2. Because i offer love, a good shoulder to cry on, i make you laugh, i'm a good cook, i like good music, i believe in the human spirit, i read good books, i can have a conversation about any intelligent topic, i'm a good friend, i don't flake, i'm hardworking, and i love a fulfilling job.
3. they find an endless amount of possibilities and potential in my eyes, and maybe i remind them a bit of themselves.
now fuck off.
- 1. One left and one right?
2. Go to Holland.
3. I'm blind, can I have yours?eating_tv - hahaha nice one.
1. my ears look different from each other.
2. OK!
3. YES, definitely but only on loan.iamlo - 3. yes definitely, but only on loan.iamlo
- lolairey
- see? you already want to hire me.but i must decline, you're not very nice.iamlo
- a girl after my own heartjevad
- oooooh she's so cute... oh wait she's so feisty! are you on myspace?cannonball
- 1. One left and one right?
- eating_tv0
I can feel my braille good enough to notice you have covered up your ears.
- iamlo0
well if i go around showing my freak ears, everyone will laugh at me. i can't endure that again.
- Move. The people around you are bastards. My ears are way weirder.eating_tv
- that's what i'm TRYING to do here!iamlo
- maybe you could pay for the travel but hosting freak shows enroute?airey
- but them ears would need to be epic.airey
- nah they wouldn't fetch me very much.iamlo
- btw eating_tv, your hand looks hot in your qbn picture.iamlo
- iamlo0
- Oh, so you're a Mutie... no wonder you need to moveCrimsonPlatypus
- Yup. Welcome to the rest of us.eating_tv
- mutated genes seems the be the unquestioned medical answer.iamlo
- NotByHand0
So... how are things with the boyfriend, Lorena?
Seemed pretty iffy recently... (the whole lack of sex deal)...
Good luck with your Colorado adventure...- they're good. we're doing better.
just hoping things pick up financially. and thank you for your support.iamlo - your support.iamlo
- no prob. I feel fairly confident that you're not the only one with financial worries these days. That being said, you seem smart, outgoing and talented, so I'm sure things will work out just fine for you. Whether that is going to be in Colorado or somewhere else. Happy to hear the two of you are 'back on track' again.NotByHand
- ...seem smart, outgoing and talented, so I'm sure things will work out just fine for you. Whether that is going to be in Colorado or somewhere else. Happy to hear the two of you are 'back on track' again.NotByHand
- ...Colorado or somewhere else. Happy to hear the two of you are 'back on track' again.NotByHand
- thank you!iamlo
- they're good. we're doing better.
