Phrases To Live By- Thread
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- Soler0
2 Girls. 1 Cup.
- Soler0
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I shall never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
- Soler0
There is no cure for the satisfied man
- kev_charlton0
Don't fuck with Chuck Norris.
- jamesomega0
A watched bot never oils.
Don't count all your weasels before they pop.
- Llyod0
never rub another man's rhubarb
- autoflavour0
FUCK YOU CANDY
- CrimsonPlatypus0
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me
- MrOneHundred0
Don’t shit where you eat.
- TheBlueOne0
Always carry a small flask in case of snake bite. And always carry a small snake.
- Mal0
say what you mean and say it mean.
- KwesiJ0
don't talk
- MrT0
Never, ever, bloody anything. Ever.
- TheBlueOne0
If you're going to be involved, you might as well have the big guns.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
- chrisp0
don't eat yellow snow.
- Mal0
Hope dies last.
- Horp0
Better to shit on the floor and look bad than shit in your pants and smell bad.
- designbot0
making coffee...
one spoonful per cup, and one for the pot.
too much drinking...
just point me in the right direction and I'll get home (actually asked this before)
- Llyod0
tattoo on the arm