Lets get Lloyd a girl!
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- Meeklo
the holidays are only getting closer, this is a time of giving, and as a community we should all aim to help each other as much as we can.
We've all run into Lloyd and his insecurities on qbn almost daily, a quick review of his profile will automatically translate into what in the psychology world is commonly diagnosticated as a D.U.A.M. (Delusions of Unmated Adult Males) a rare neuropsychiatric disorder that has various degrees of severity, ranging from mild to severe.
Although many individuals abstain from sex for complex reasons such as religion or morality, for some individuals, sexual abstinence is simply a consequence from bad higiene practices, body odor, inability to socialize, repulsive looks, and pathological mythomania.
Some cases all of the above mentioned at the same time.In the end is not his fault, and the lack of coital activity just feeds all the other side effects. forcing the un mated male (in this case Lloyd) with no territory or conquers of his own, to just wonder through a internet communities (in this case QBN), harassing established pairs and their youngs.
So in the spirit of the holidays, lets dedicate this thread to get Lloyd laid, at this point of desperation due to his age, there is no "standards" or "special requirements" such as only females, or only people with hair, or in a specific age bracket.
If IT has a hole, IT will do.
- airey0
won't his mum get cold on those winter nights if he's out with someone else?
- sublocked0
meeklo, always looking out for the little guy
- Llyod0
I prefer chicks with dark hair and nice T&A.
- TheBlueOne0
- if that read true to you the cold sweat of dawning realisation would be priceless. in a bad way.airey
- meltoni0
i could be Lloyd's girl.
- are you female?Llyod
- it doen't matter lloyd..
thanks meltoni, is for a great cause!Meeklo - yes. any problems with that?meltoni
- all right. should I put my penis in the ethernet socket?Llyod
- nope. between my legs, but only after you take me out on a date. proper date.meltoni
- SNAP!
come on Lloyd this is your chance to get your lady finger on a glass of milk!Meeklo - HAepete22
- Llyod0
you ever see andy warhol's frankenstein? there's a scene when igor fucks a human liver. high art.
- instrmntl0
haha
- mcLeod0
One thing to keep in mind is that Lloyd is a power bottom
- moamoa0
Llyod and not Lloyd.... to all of you
- epete220
If barbtastic hits on loyd ill be upset.
- boobs0
In good conscience, I don't think wish should do that to any poor girl.