breast bed
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- e-pill0
will your breast bed have one of those mattress tags that if ripped off one gets sent to jail, like that guy from PeeWee Hermans Big Adventure?
- 7point340
what about for the ladies?
could there be a cock bed. it could easily be marketed by those sleep number people.
"how hard do you like your bed?..."
- e-pill0
if i order a breast bed will your delivery guy take away my old regualr mattress? also what is the warranty on the silicone inside, who will i need to contact for repairs to the bed and or replacements??
- 7point340
can you go up in size if you're not happy with your breast bed?
should i speak to sales rep or a surgeon?
- univers0
Will I need to pay for an augmentation in the case your manufacture does a poor job installing the silicon sack?
- e-pill0
is your breast bed stain resistant? also what is the maximum centrifical force allowed on the breast bed before it pops?
- univers0
What is the life of your breast bed? Will they become harder and cause wrinkles on the surface?
- e-pill0
is shipping and handling included in the sale of the breast bed?
if i call now will i get free additional breast bed pillows?
- univers0
In the case I choose to motorboat my breast bed, how would you rate the response of the bed under intesnse motorboat conditions?
A) Stiff with minimal movement.
B) Absorbent of the blow.
C) Loose — Careful it could come back and hit you when you least expect it.
- e-pill0
what textures are offered in for the launch of breast bed?
has any human testing been used to help create breast bed?
is breast bed made from real breasts? can i ship a breast bed to my cousin in budapest?
- cosmoo0
that would be kinda creepy.
- univers0
In the case someone is into the aesthetics of old nasty leathery almost skin cancery kind of breast. Will you offer a diverse range of beds to support a customer's need?
- e-pill0
where is the testing vacility or quality control done and how is it administered? was there a lot of testing done to get to the final breast bed? if i smoke cigs on a breast bed and fall asleep with the breast bed immeadiately discharge breast bed milk to help put out the flame?
- e-pill0
is breast bed hypo-allergenic?
- univers0
Do you do animal testing on your breast bed? If so, is the breast bed septable to eurine or poop stains?
- 7point340
shipping and handling?
more like shipping and manhandling.
can i get the names and numbers of everyone who was groping my new bed in transit?
- e-pill0
does breast bed come with any adverts or videos showcasing the product? is there also a breast bed sleeping bag? i live in the wilderness and i sleep in a cave...
- univers0
Can I get better customer service from the breast bed company right now to answer my questions other than you? I haven't gotten many answers
- e-pill0
will my breast bed swell up if my girl gets pregnant?