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- d_rek
So, I broke it off with my girlfriend of a few months. She is a person if little or no integrity and low morals. To punish her I have convinced her to come to my house tonight for one last hurrah - to which she complied.
She will know anal destruction.
Oh yeah...
MondoMorphic, how'd things ever turn out with your trick?
- doesnotexist0
and the worst person ever award goes to...
- yeah really********
- you're a good man d_rek.andrewwwahlin
- HAHA.akrokdesign
- yeah really
- redant0
evil bastard
- ********0
"is a person if little or no integrity and low morals...."
ummmmm, own a mirror?
- I was about to post a similar comment but didn't because I thought I couldn't have been reading it right to begin withkalkal
- horton0
- Bartle & James!zenmasterfoo
- what's that great standup from in the back? Is this really his girlfriend?mg33
- his flickr, NYE, process of elimination...horton
- correct, this is her.d_rek
- i winhorton
- hope none of her friends read qbnhorton
- hah... definitely don't have to worry about that.d_rek
- cardboard P.O.P stand of B&B, are you for real? -100 for lack of style.********
- and are those hockey cards on display? Are you 17?********
- jesus that's pretty juvenile stuff there. what the fuck's wrong with you?********
- MondoMorphic0
Wow - anal destruction!! hahahahaha
As for me and my situation, we had a frank conversation a few weekends ago that led her to vow to change. She talked me into a few more counseling sessions before we ended things for good, and after having been to one, it's all the more clear that she and I are not a good fit. It's complicated because part of me does want/wish things would work out, but the logical part of me knows they won't.
- is that cause she's the best lay you ever are likely to have?Amicus
- colin_s0
you sound like a winner
- 7point340
does rybo know you're aiming for "twat of the day?"
- ********0
- zenmasterfoo0
pics or it didn't happen.
- mg330
Sounds like someone's going to Confession tomorrow...
- brandelec0
may be she brings a huge dildo and sticks that horse cock up your ass and you discover how much you love the rebar in there
- megE0
wow...
there are no words lol
- there WILL bemonospaced
- interested to hear tomorrow's storymegE
- monospaced0
I see nothing wrong with d_rek's plan. I mean, they broke up, so if he follows through she can't really hold it against him; he's not trying to save the relationship, ffs.
- last hurrahs are notorious for getting girls pregnant... or giving you VD. do not do.monNom
- cosmoo0
go fuck yourself.
- who are you?monospaced
- your dad.cosmoo
- monospace you really are a dense fuck aren't you?moveinspace
- excuse me?monospaced
- what he said
redant
- megE0
In other news - I'm 18 days away from being single for an entire year....
*bottoms up
- how you doin'?monospaced
- very well... thaaaanksmegE
- bad punbrandelec
- you're counting?emukid
- bottoms down, is more accurateharlequino
- its easy when you were dumped on valentine's day emumegE
- -1svenreed
- TheBlueOne0
So, you've been dating my ex-girlfriend, eh?
- horton0
i just gave her a ring, she's primed herself with a female condom and liquid plumber, your welcome to head over and destroy anytime.
- landock0
dude that's gotta be so cathartic
- waterhouse0
You have loose lips and a fanciful imagination, but you failed to share any anecdotal exemplars of her low moral stature.
- GrandChamp0
She will know anal destruction. AHAHHAHHAHAHAH