what should men not do?
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- set0
Archetype of a ridiculous man...
GHD straightened hair
Tight topman tshirt with some retro arty graphic on
Scalf over the top
Tight jeans with white belt
Winkle pickers pointy fuckers
Starbucks in handAnd these are the straight ones nowdays!
- byDefault000
male handstand
- _me_0
Lose at Fifa '09
- set0
Even consider playing Fifa when pro evo exists.
- mistermik0
shake my hand with their weakling fish hand
- haha yes!! not nice.set
- HAHAHAHAHAHorp
- my WORST!! AARGHH!!thelukeandrews
- Horp0
Hoover the living room in a teeshirt but no pants and trousers, singing along to "I Want to Break Free" by Queen.
- Mal0
use the word fabulous
- _me_0
use nail varnish - seriously. fuuuuckkkk offfffffffffffff.
- mikotondria30
Effeminately over-analyse ever aspect of their life and adjust it to be in accordance with any theme or scheme that they've read about in a magazine, or sat around in a group discussing whilst drinking wine and gossiping. This is what girls do. They're good at it, and their brains are designed to do it. They have a greater social sense than we do, and have more and closer friends, with whom they discuss a greater range of personal issues than we do.
If you behave like this as a man, you are not 'getting in touch with your feminine side', you are becoming feminized, there is a subtle and important difference. Being 'in touch with your feminine side' for a guy means listening to what women have to say, so that you can understand them, and hopefully use that knowledge so that you can do things for them in a way that they will understand better your expressions of love for them. You do not need to become feminized to do this, and despite the fact that you may gain close female companionship by behaving like this, ultimately you will be thwarting your own personal growth and chances of happiness, either singly, or with a female partner.
This is utterly reversed or irrelevant for gay men, but I don't for a minute think that is what the question is about.
Straight men should relate to other men in a manly way, as to engender trust and bonding, and similarly toward women.- Are you related to christianism, in any way or form?ftravieso
- We should get together and talk about this a bit more. I'll bring the wine. We can start a new clique!!Horp
- "am I related to christianism in any way"...... oh dear sir. Please filter some of the religion threads...lolmikotondria3
- ftravieso0
This thread has become a HOW TO guide on how to safely play an heterosexual role.
- mistermik0
thats fine ftravieso - i just don't want to share an umbrella.
- kalkal0
Rub the end of their penis on frozen poles.
- chossy0
I dinae ken, I seem to break most of these rules, but I like lassies fannies so I must be ok right?.
- you'd probably get access to said fannies if you just butched up a bit, you know ?mikotondria3
- Disclaimer: I am one of the un-butchest guys I know. Even my wife thinks Im gay. Just don't make the mistakes I did.mikotondria3
- you might be what we call "metro"thelukeandrews
- no, Im just fabulous, sweetie.mikotondria3
- TheBlueOne0
not do sober what they said they'd do drunk. follow through is everything.
never forget to carry a small flask in case on snakebite. And always carry a small snake.
- i've only got me python 'fraidthelukeandrews
- I carry around a freakin' Anacondamonospaced
- Horp0
Hahah great thread great thread, joking aside though lets be honest we're all a bit gay really aren't we, I mean, its just natural isn't it, to be, a bit... a... isn't it?
I was only joking anyway.
Carry on.
- mistermik0
Aye think horps onto some.
Misses caught be trying out a new hairstyle other day.She said I was a girl.
- ian0
Wear eyeliner
- ian0
wear rugby jerseys. especially while out at night, seriously do you not own even another t-shirt?
- magnificent_ruin0
drunk post on qbn
- monoboy0
1. Rub another man's rhubarb
2. Punch like a girl- 3. Punch a girlset
- 4. get punched by a girlmagnificent_ruin
- drink punch like a girl.Antonelli
- drink punch.Antonelli