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- baseline_shift0
someone named sandy just told me my dads a bitch.
- Mal0
someone just informed me that they like Poo.
- lvl_130
pecker: hello
Carly:): hi
pecker: so what's the point of this
Carly:): i don't know i just started
pecker: lunch time. im hungry
Carly:): Fine
Carly:): GO FUCK URSELF
Carly:): PLEASEhahahaha, which one of you bitches was that?
- baseline_shift0
I keep telling people im from the future. Surprisingly fun.
- how am i supposed to kern this DIN with such anonymous entertainment in front of me
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- how am i supposed to kern this DIN with such anonymous entertainment in front of me
- bolus0
Abe: Do you know Rod?
friendly: fuck off
- bolus0
Abe: Do you know Rod?
friendly: fuck off
Abe: haha
Abe: awesome!
Abe: bye!
- bolus0
jesus this is the dumbest thing in online chat history
hi: elo
ELO: hi
hi: fuck off
- coco_ono0
^ bully
- lvl_130
damnit! people keep disconnecting from me!
pecker: the man? get real
theman: fuck u
- coco_ono0
duhens: hello whore
duhens: are you a real whore?
whore: that's offfensive.
duhens: or just a massive hippo?
- baseline_shift0
CARBON: awoooooga!
CARBON: will you marry me?
Awooga: yes, yes i will
CARBON: do you care that im a robot fromthe future?
Awooga: i think that would involve acceptable fun
CARBON: robot fun?
Awooga: can planes take off from treadmills in the future?
CARBON: yes
CARBON: helicopter treadmills
CARBON: lazer treadmills
Awooga: then i will marry you and you can throw the boquet over a crossbar
CARBON: lazercopter bullettreads
CARBON: can we enslave the world with our half robot offspring?!
Awooga: REG: Enslave
CARBON: reg?
CARBON: dont mess with me awooga
CARBON: i neeed your dedication to the cause
Awooga: im dedicated
CARBON: show your devotion!!!
Awooga: *runs away*- im carbon. lolbaseline_shift
- MFEOcoco_ono
- haha!Antonelli
- hahajanne76
- benfal990
BB: hey
Jopsy: hello there
BB: whats up?
Jopsy: well it's Friday so
Jopsy: time for a beer
BB: are you for real?
Jopsy: well yes
BB: where are you from?
Jopsy: Richmond VA
BB: LOL
Jopsy: not from there but live there
BB: ULTIMATE LOL
BB: interweb is bad
Jopsy: yes
BB: how old are you?
Jopsy: it sucks being from the future
BB: iam from the past. and it doesnt sucks
Jopsy: well you know what to expect in the past
BB: yeah i expect you to be pissed off when i will tell you to go fuck youself
Jopsy: nah
BB: in the futur. we're not there yet
Jopsy: it's hadly unique or funny
BB: iam bored i got to go
Jopsy: go fuck your mom
BB: we have the same mom
BB: brother
Jopsy: Jack?
BB: no, the other one.
Jopsy: Fred?
BB: the one with only one eye
BB: look behind you
Jopsy: yeah old one eyed Fred the pedo
BB: yessss
Jopsy: when did you get out of jail
BB: escaped
BB: Prison Break
Jopsy: neat trick for a guy with no arms
BB: iam eating the family dog. taste good.
- benfal990
HITLER!: Hi
BB2: hoi!
HITLER!: ur hot?
HITLER!: u got cam?
HITLER!: u got jews?
BB2: QBN is hotter than you
HITLER!: or niggasz?
HITLER!: OMG
HITLER!: FUCKING COMUNIST
* chat ended *
- NotByHand0
This fella was not disturbing at all. (I was Camilla of course for the record).
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Camilla: hi there :)
VOMKA: hi there
Camilla: what are you up to?
VOMKA: masturbating
Camilla: good for you
VOMKA: to vomit
Camilla: feeling good?
VOMKA: do you like vomit?
Camilla: no, can't say that I do.
VOMKA: you should
VOMKA: its in you
VOMKA: your ingestiing it
Camilla: I'm pretty open-minded sexually, but vomit is not my thing :)
VOMKA: it should be
Camilla: the smell alone...
VOMKA: its sexually appealing i find
Camilla: what get's you off about it?
VOMKA: the look and the texture
Camilla: are you a 'giver' or a 'receiver'? Or both?
VOMKA: im more than that
Camilla: okay... explain
VOMKA: im a chewer
Camilla: ah... I see.
Camilla: Isn't it all acid-ish?
VOMKA: i like the burn
Camilla: Isn't it difficult to find people that want to participate in this?
VOMKA: no not really
Camilla: really?
VOMKA: i live in france
VOMKA: they're filthy here
Camilla: So, how do you ask somebody if they are into 'vomit sex'?
VOMKA: u dont ask
VOMKA: u just vomit over them
VOMKA: and see what their reaction is
Camilla: That MUST have backfired several times :)
VOMKA: sometimes
VOMKA: i have been punched
Camilla: hahahaha
VOMKA: and threatened
Camilla: I would imagine
VOMKA: but the times it works
VOMKA: its bliss- I just ran into VOMKA. they called me a cunt :(baseline_shift
- you are a creep
rson - OMG!doesnotexist
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Fariska
- Nairn0
meh.
- doesnotexist0
SO AWESOME
VOMKA: rangles
Odysseus: is that like vodka + vomit
VOMKA: your close
Odysseus: you own a close?
Odysseus: or I do...?
VOMKA: yes
VOMKA: i do
Odysseus: WEIRD
VOMKA: its brown and has purple heads
Odysseus: Medusa?
VOMKA: no thanks i just ate
Odysseus: that's what she said
VOMKA: OOOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Odysseus: I'm 5 and I'm a pc
VOMKA: i wouldnt have thought so
Odysseus: surprise!
Odysseus: let's play cars
VOMKA: vroooooooooooooom
Odysseus: vrooOOOOOOOMMM CRASZH
VOMKA: OH NOES
VOMKA: UZ CRASHED!
Odysseus: AMBULANCE
VOMKA: neenaw neenaw
Odysseus: WEEEoooWEEEoooWEEEoooo
Odysseus: BANG BANG BANG BANG
VOMKA: i have a top secret car!
VOMKA: vrooooooooooooooooooooom
VOMKA: vrooom
Odysseus: no way I have a race car
Odysseus: NEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooom
VOMKA: so? i have a top secret one
Odysseus: MINE'S BETTER
VOMKA: ITS NOT
Odysseus: CRASH
VOMKA: TOP SECRET IS BETTER
Odysseus: BOOOOM
VOMKA: thats not fair!
Odysseus: uh oh ambulance for your top secret car
VOMKA: im telling
Odysseus: tow-truck's comin too
Odysseus: I have so many race cars
VOMKA: yeah well i have motorbikes
VOMKA: they have better acceleration
VOMKA: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Odysseus: I have a hummer with a turret gun
VOMKA: i have a het fighter so nuuuuuuuur
VOMKA: JET FIGHTER
Odysseus: NUH UH
VOMKA: shoooooooooom
Odysseus: do you have a real job? I don't
VOMKA: i do
Odysseus: you wins
VOMKA: W00T
Odysseus: but I still have more race cars
VOMKA: dont have any top secret ones tho
Odysseus: ugh SO
Odysseus: what's your job
VOMKA: I MAKE TOP SECRET CARS
VOMKA: for Ford
Odysseus: WHOOOAAA lucky!
VOMKA: **nods**
Odysseus: plus you're a LIAR
VOMKA: I DONT LIE
VOMKA: IM A MAN OF HONOUR
- benfal990
BB2: hot chick?
Garnia: yes i am
BB2: wanna fuck?
Garnia: how did u no
BB2: by the name
BB2: Garnia must be a hot chick
Garnia: he's a WWII vet
BB2: what would you do to me?
BB2: Grrrrrnia
Garnia: id put on my robe and wizard hat
Garnia: ... fuck off!
- benfal990
BB2: JESUSSS!!!!
Jesus: isn't is supposed to be BBC2?
* chat ended *
- benfal990
hahaha found him a 2nd time :
Jesus: BBC 2
BB2: jesus please
* chat ended *
- bolus0
i encountered jesus too
Jesus: IRON FIST
Jesus: NOT