Farted in the office
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- kgvs72
Who has done it?
- uberdesigner0
everyone.
- cuke4260
i worked in this one office and everyone just let them rip; 5-6 dudes, it was sweet. i was in a room with another freelancer, just me and him.
the next week i was at another shop across town doing a freelance thing, this other freelancer happened to be there as well, we were both in a little room just off the side of the main office.
i was used to being in the room with this dude and i let one go and then realized that it wasn't cool to fart in this office.- hahahaian
- "it was sweet"
now that's some excitement...VectorMasked - there are so many things wrong w/the "it was sweet" commentsputnik2
- boobs0
When I worked in an office, and I needed to fart, I'd always go down to one of the elevators.
- threadpost0
We had this one guy who we called assbomb. Total knob. He would do a drive by your desk all the time and let one go. I dont even think he was aware of it. And everytime you had to go to his desk, without fail, he would let one go and play it off as if it were nothing while the 3-4 people standing around him were gagging.
Total bullshit, I came to hate working with that guy.- "stop farting by my desk"uberdesigner
- hahaha classicRetro
- drive-by fartsKiko
- MisterPants0
I like to crop dust. I also like to leave juicy ninja farts as I turn a corner and hope someone gets ambushed as they come from the other direction.
- LOLkgvs72
- hahaVectorMasked
- it seems you're part of the "Pants" brotherhood...welcom...pencilpants
- boobs0
I find that putting a bit of cream in my morning coffee gives me a really formidable weapon about 11am or so.
- threadpost0
this thread goes to remind me this site is dominated by DOOOOODS! Farting isn't funny, its part of life, but its just bad manners. Even as a kid I remember thinking, this sucks to have to smell your ass right now.
Of course I'm guilty of it, just as Megan Fox is, but good god, there's a time and a place. Hold it for a minute till you can get some freaking olfactory privacy.
- digitalN0
It's a right of passage for getting those extra bonuses...
- hektor9110
the secretary let one go a couple of weeks ago... then i realize that due to that incident she would become vulnerable towards me.. so invited her out.. she is kind of hot
- honest0
whoever smelt it > dealt it
whoever denied it > supplied it
whoever said the rhyme > did the crime...
- MisterPants0
Well, if we're going to go there...
- ipissexcellence0
I do it loud and deliberately.
- boobs0
Do you lift up your leg with both hands?
- boobs0
Do you lift up your leg with both hands?
- Peter0
Loud and Proud.
- Melanie0
I don't do out loud farts, but sometimes these weird audible intestinal sounds.