Denver Has a Superhero...
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- JackRyan
His name is Wall Creeper.
http://www.westword.com/2009-03-…He is a crime fighter along with others the world over: http://www.westword.com/slidesho…
And they most likely order their outfits here: http://hero-gear.net/default.asp…
- kona0
i choose to fight crime only wearing a usa speedo and combat boots.
ok i lied. i don't own a speedo.
- harlequino0
^Look! In the alley! It's a flasher! No, it's a submissive yeti!
No it's....
Captaaaaiiiiin HammerShitttttttt!!!
- JackRyan0
CAPTAIN HAMMERSHIT SMAAAAASSSSH!!!
- nicole_marie0
ha i heard about this on the radio this morning apparently they get beat up a lot by the people they try and arrest.
i would like to see that.
- harlequino0
- reminds me of that guy in Grandmas Boynicole_marie
- Is he in his secret lair. aka moms living room
TheDrago - a 'secret base' made from the sofa cushions...airey
- chossy0
If I fought crime I would call myself 'The Joiner' I would have a utility belt a claw hammer a saw and a nail gun. My shield would be part of a picket fence I made which gave me my super powers when I was at school, a splinter drove into my brain penetrating a special part of my brain which rewired it thus unlocking my super strength and super speed.
My outfit would be a cloth apron and some eye protection goggles. People would know I had been there as sawdust and wood shavings would be the only trace I left behind me.
- flavorful0
KICK-ASS!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kic…- This comic is fucking tits.flavorful
- I think they are shooting this film right now. Or at least casting it.harlequino
- This is proof I do live under a rock. Long live J.R. Jr.'s skillz!Point5
- kelpie0
"After years of volunteer charity work, I became the primary superhero of Austin, Texas, and patrol the streets protecting the innocent and helpless. Always the adventurer, my missions include travel across the country to meet with other superheroes, giving needed food and supplies to the homeless, blogging for justice, exploring urban sprawl and investigating high-crime areas.
I'm looking for a nice, girl next doot ype to share movie dates and long conversations with, heck, and maybe more! ;)"
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- BLOGGING FOR JUSTICE! I have found my soul-matenicole_marie
- lol "blogging for justice"BRNK
- morilla0
I would beat the shit out of these guys on principle alone.
- but you can't you don't have any super powers.nicole_marie
- CALLES0
this guys are gonna end up shoot
- CALLES0
maybe the only thing they can protect would be a popeye's
- Milan0
" I paint over the tags of gang graffiti, knowing that it’s a lethal insult to do so."
HAHAHHAHAHA
- lolCALLES
- When you move up to pissing on Hell's Angels colors you let me know...TheBlueOne
- Milan0
According to an online profile, the Colorado crime fighter known as the Wall Creeper is " is known for his abilities in scaling difficult to climb buildings for observation and stealth purposes, in short amounts of time... Using traits of Ninjitsu and the art of illusions using distraction and false movement, the Wall Creeper seems to enter the criminal's mind before striking."
- JackRyan0
Ok, I can't take it anymore...
- I am the Wall Creeper.JackRyan
- Gasp!
*furious whispers in the press corp
*camera flashes like crazyharlequino - Oh wait...no, they were saying I was creepshow...not a Wall Creeper.JackRyan
- your just creepy.spendogg
- bulletfactory0
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way too long to read on a screen.
- Milan0
I wonder how many of these superheroes have retired since World of Warcraft came out
- Milan0
"Cincinnati has its own Allegiance of Heroes led by a 21-year-old masked superhero named Shadowhare. These superheroes patrol the streets carrying legal weapons in hopes of hindering evildoers. This will so not end well."