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- Horp0
News At Ten reported just now that North Korea has just ended the 50 year peace treaty with South Korea in order to attack South Korean and US patrol ships in SK waters.
- eating_tv0
Yay! This oughta be shitballs. Is China on our side yet? The last impression I got was that they are pretty tired of their 'little totalitarian ADD'd brother'
- Pupsipu0
I have serious doubts about the entertainment value of this international dickwaving.
- ********0
I think so, yes.
- gentleman0
wow i hate living in london everytime lunatics and bombs come on the news.
- benfal990
WWIII ? What are the teams ?
- robotron3k0
Breaking: US Army moves to DEFCON 2... probably might not be a good time to live in San Francisco about now, due to possible radioactive fallout after the US first strike on NK...
- robotron3k0
Defense readiness conditions (DEFCONs) describe progressive alert postures primarily for use between the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are graduated to match situations of varying military severity, and are numbered 5,4,3,2, and 1 as appropriate. DEFCONs are phased increases in combat readiness. In general terms, these are descriptions of DEFCONs:
DEFCON 5 Normal peacetime readiness
DEFCON 4 Normal, increased intelligence and strengthened security measures
DEFCON 3 Increase in force readiness above normal readiness
DEFCON 2 Further Increase in force readiness, but less than maximum readiness
DEFCON 1 Maximum force readiness.
- ********0
The most saddening thing about a 3rd World War, is that if there happen to be any surviving Americans, they are likely to be from the least attractive targets within our perimeter.
That's right, the midwest.
- ********0
- GeorgesII0
didn't the wwIII started once the "allied" went into irak?
- Horp0
I want you all to know I have foam nunchaks concealed about my person. Approach with caution, I am hostile and I am ready for war.
- ********0
- flashbender0
they haven't done anything crazy yet today... I'm quickly losing interest.
- Look out of your window.Horp
- all I see is the pagoda at Kew gardens. And if I lean a little the crystal palace radio towers. No missiles ;(flashbender
- In the bushes. Thousands of North Koreans, armed to the teeth. Hungry for revenge.Horp
- raf0
It's just a show-off. They're going totally bankrupt (as every communist regime before) and want more food as usual.
They cannot touch SK as there are enough US forces placed there only for the purpose to be killed in such event and leave US president with no option but to respond with an attack.
- Horp0
I'm probably revealing a dark chasm of psychosis if I confess that some small part of me looks at the fucking mess this planet is in and thinks "Oh fuck it, lets have a big fuck off all-destroying war and shake everything up for a bit of light relief".
I mean, you know... just sayin'
- flashbender0
so, maybe this'll make you feel better
I laughed at a little kid falling down today. He and his brother were scooting along - with those 3 wheel scooters for kids - on a quite busy sidewalk, um, I mean "footpath", and the littler one runs into this lady' s foot and the kid falls down and starts crying, the lady looks confused because she's pissed that the kid hit her but at the same time feels the ned to be motherly, and then there's me, busting our a much too loud guffaw at the whole thing.
- I often laugh at those scooter mishaps. Not with really little kiddlies, but any spotty cunt in JD Sportswear is good.Horp