Fuck you, Maryland...
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- NotByHand
Discuss...
- fooler20
well I hate soft shell crabs for one
- WHAT‽baseline_shift
- well if you like eating deep fried crustaceans with all their literal shit inside go for itfooler2
- come to the west coast and eat a dungeness crab and you tell me what's betterfooler2
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- dropdown0
Don't get me started on their traffic laws.
- ismith0
Isn't it technically illegal to receive a blowjob there?
- while driving or period?
rodzilla - Apparently it's illegal in my house as well.dropdown
- Hahahahaha, D...NotByHand
- roadhead isn't technically illegal anywhere, but you still get pulled over for some reason.
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- while driving or period?
- shitehawke0
- i see what they did there.peddy28isgreat
- saw that in the opening credits for the Wire. great show.LOKi
- kult0
I hate the names of places in Maryland. Like "Joppa Road" or "Towson".
- Rockville's a good name.blaw
- please. REM had a song about the joint but it's a hole. you date yourself.zenmasterfoo
- If that was directed at me, I have no idea what you're on about.
blaw - If that was directed as kult, same.blaw
- Yeah seriously. What.kult
- digdre0
killadelphia
- zenmasterfoo0
Here in Virginia, we refer to everyplace in Maryland as Maryland. Going across the river is better left to people from Florida on their way to Nantucket for a weekend. The best that Maryland has to offer is stickybuns and "The Wire". Other than that you can have it.
- going to VA from maryland is like going to NJ from NYmoogchild
- hahaha! propaganda.zenmasterfoo
- Everybody knows The Wire comes from HBO, not Maryland.monospaced
- good point. thanks for making it clear that stickybuns are the only good thing from there.zenmasterfoo
- there are some decent places around the dc area.Faction18
- 7point340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tear
- pylon0
What the hell kind of name is Ocean City, anyway?
- it's a city near the ocean.7point34
- Its where Aquaman lives.shitehawke
- NJ has one too i've heard7point34
- If NJ has one too, you KNOW it has to be shittylocustsloth
- oh ocean city MD is god fucking awful. a hell hole of a place.7point34
- it's full of immigrants, trash, glowing marquees and teenieboppers7point34
- Hey that doesn't sound so bad, 7. Toronto has the same demographis in that case. :)pylon
- but does toronto have an ocean?7point34
- No, just a big lake.pylon
- 50 year old women in bikinis with leathery overtanned skin?7point34
- they're actually only 35 but the sun damage makes them look much older7point34
- Oh, we've got them alright. And teeny-boppers with moms in matching outfits? Yep.pylon
- dablammit0
You guys are mean. I'm from Maryland and I had a good time growing up there. That said, Pikesville, Glen Burnie, Essex, Aberdeen, Dundalk and many other cities are so ugly you'd be hard pressed to find anything there worth giving a shit about. But as a whole it's still better than VA and PA, FUCK those states.
- iheartfun0
I Like Maryland I live there.....
- I likes Florida Better though!iheartfun
- I live in St. Pete. Florida is not better than Maryland.dablammit
- Hey iheart - I lived in Ft Lauderdale and Boca. Now I live in Annapolis. You live here?ADRENONLINE
- I live in Ft Lauderdale as well! went to school there now I live in annapolis to!iheartfun
- mikotondria30
I've never been to Maryland, yet I find the people charming and interesting, the cities welcoming and full of opportunity, the weather clement and the local foods and customs to be charming.
- You're swell. I like that.dablammit
- Gee, thanks, Dirk.mikotondria3
- Scotch_Roman0
I lived in MD for 15 years. I have a love/hate relationship with the place. Overall I have to agree with dablammit.
- hating on VA and PA is redundant. it goes without saying.7point34