MJ Jokes
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- Stugoo0
not my words, copy and paste :
Apparently he died after walking into a pub in Paisley and saying Do you wanna be starting something? We can all learn something from Michaels life. For example, it looks like oxygen tents are a big waste of money.
Why did no one pick up on it when he had shown all the signs of a heart attack? Wheezing noises, jerking of the arms, ashen complexion? I suppose to be fair he has been showing all those symptoms since the mid eighties. Had Jacksons staff noticed something was wrong earlier he might have been saved, but when they saw him grab his left arm, go stiff and yelp they just thought he was practising his moves for Beat It. Its not known what triggered the heart attack, but High School Musical 3 was on cable at the time. In many ways he was a tragic figure. Lets be honest, he had more personal issues than Batman.Who could have imagined that the monster he transformed into in Thriller would look less weird than what he transformed into in real life? Its got to be a tossup whether he get cremated or recycled. His postmortem will look like the Roswell autopsy.
I was a big Michael Jackson fan when I was 8. I didn't know it at the time, but I was his 'type.'
For his London concerts Michael Jackson advertised for children in wheelchairs or with missing legs! What parent would agree to that? Look what happened with kids who could run away! Those tickets sold out in minutes. An interesting attitude we have to paedophilia in this country, We dont want paedophiles round here! Unless theyve really worked on their choreography...
He was a legend and his funeral will be amazing. Ironically the funeral will be the first time in years his children havent been forced to wear veils.With the amount of money the concert tickets have made I wouldnt be surprised if they still wheeled him on. It would add an interesting touch to Ill Be There. Michael Jackson was apparently refusing to eat ahead of his O2 gigs. He now weighed less than nine stone and the only thing he would eat willingly was nachos. Nachos being the name of a young Mexican boy. Its said that Jackson had developed a phobia about being fat. Not like him to worry about his looks. Apparently when the news broke Jacksons father rushed straight to the hospital, just to check if the medics needed a hand with beating Michaels chest.
Jacksons family said they were moved to see that the hospital staff were all wearing black. Actually, they were all wearing white as usual, but that family had always had a little trouble admitting the difference. The man may be gone but he has left a musical legacy that will be around for hundreds of years. As will his face.
- ismith1
I heard this a few days ago from a friend of my friend's dad who got it from his daughter in a text message...
I heard they are going to melt his body into lego bricks so children can play with HIM for a change.