Birthday gifts for Dudes
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- kkills
I'm thinking about getting my beau a Kindle for his b-day next week and loading it up with a few good reads.
Tell me what you think.
What are a few nice pieces of literature that he might dig, in addition to the Times?
- doesnotexist0
some ayn rand. or pot.
- grunttt0
HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE KNOW?
- 7point340
the fuck is a kindle?
dildo + ken doll = kindle?
- Nairn0
As much as I'm looking froward to ebook readers, I'd hold off for a wee while yet 'til the tech evolves. If you're really keen on that route, at least check out the competition. Last I saw, the Sony version was looking really good.
To be honest, he's a bloke - he'd probably just be content with a wake up tickle and a full breakfast.
- Aa770
here, i got you something that strangers on the internet said you would want. enjoy.
- grunttt0
i know where you can get some jeans for cheap.
- Nairn0
Best birthday present I ever had from a girlfriend was from Jenni, who took it upon herself to wake me up one morning by quietly crouching over my head, positioning her golden growler close to my face, then issuing forth an almighty stream of piss (she'd made a point of drinking loads of water before bedttime) into my face.
You'd probably grossly underestimate the male's love of impromptu morning golden bed showers - it's not like the magazines ever actually talk about it. Perhaps it's a secret shame - but all men are the same. We love it. All of us.
The key thing though is - don't let on. Don't hint at your intentions. Just wake up early that morning and do it. He'll forever be in your debt - it's the ultimate gift. Trust me.