Oh crap..
- Started
- Last post
- 19 Responses
- Mojo
I always block the toilet at this house. My poo is just too monsterous for this lavatory.
Should I risk another toilet blockage?
- PonyBoy0
blame it on the cat
- Didn't even wipe it's arse with tissue, dirty bitchCodenameAM
- One of my biggest goals in life is to train a cat to do this.mg33
- hahahahah he fall down the loo, hahahahapillhead
- my mother's cat uses the toilet. you need an extra one to train them, as it needs to be covered for a whileacescence
- ernexbcn0
thanks for sharing, keep us posted
- CALLES0
it's a tarp!
- monospaced0
Get Things Done
"I have read David Allen's 'Getting Things Done', but haven't fully implemented it. This year, I'll rely on it."
- 7point340
instead of guzzling red meat, maybe try the occasional leafy green? a fiber bar at least?
- harlequino0
"Should I risk another toilet blockage? "
MLK Jr. would have. You wuss.
- actually i think that was MLK's nickname for robert kennedy7point34
- toilet blockage, that is7point34
- Yes yes, indeed.
*puffs pipe, adjusts horn rimmed glasses.harlequino
- El_Montr00
Did you know that by adding the "n" character to your nickname you end up building the word "mojon" which means TURD in spanish?
- Amicus0
Drink more water....
- fooler20
always courtesy flush between dropping the load and filling the bowl up with TP.
- bulletfactory0
"Should I risk another toilet blockage?"
no, hold it in as long as possible. it's much better for you to have 8 pounds of shit in your body.
- inv0
Flush very slowly...works, even with lots of TP.
- aanderton0
Just flush mid poop. Will probably work?
- ReverendGeneral0
We could start a support group
- Mojo0
"Flush when it's half way out. " - This is a genius piece of advice - I wish I'd known this before.
- airey0
maybe go more than once a fortnight so it doesn't back up.
- AMOK0
I always use the "spare" set of chopsticks in the employee kitchen to quickly slay my most unruly brown dragons!
- Mojo0
@AMOK hahaha. Oh dear. I usually go for the metal coathangers + a carrier bag (for afterwards). When no-one is looking, I rush to the outside bin, and lob it out.
Monster poo is a burden :'(
- ismith0
Perhaps wiggling your arse as it slides out will relieve the tension of the food particles, thus allowing it to absorb water more quickly and break apart in the bowl so that it may be flushed.