kevin smith
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- jfletcher0
If he knows he has to buy 2 seats... and 1 seat was all that was left... somewhere he must have lost the math. I feel sort of bad, but if it were a normal person, we'd all be saying "tough shit fatty". Plus, as a super skinny guy, I usually get a lot of fat people next to me on buses. It's not fun, I'd like to use my arm rest for my arm! I know it's not always black and white, but as a direction in the US, it's a concerning trend.
- Why not use their fat for an armrest, it's cosier than bus-rests...orrinward
- ideaist0
- = Genious...ideaist
- http://smodcast.com/…ideaist
- Genius, you mean?monospaced
- Jean Yus74LEO
- Jeans don't fit us.utopian
- boobs0
So what if he's a fat tub of goo? He's funny. Being funny makes up for a hell of a lot of other shortcomings.
Of course, the average lard-ass one sees at the mall is neither funny, nor interesting, so I'm a bit less tolerant of them.
- fooler20
I just looked up the size restrictions and the standard plane seat is only 17 inches wide. That's pretty tight even for me at 6'1" 200lbs.
- SERIOUSLY. I'm close to the same and I couldn't go any smaller.monospaced
- ukit0
Marlon Brando never had this problem
- kona0
he only had one seat because as the story goes he flew standby and got onto an earlier flight that only had one seat left.
he got to his seat, sat down and had both of the armrests down.
so the story goes.
ps... eat a sammic... er... eat a rice cake!
- EightyDeuce0
I can't seem to find any really super fat pics of Kevin Smith at all? I mean, he's always been chubby, but I haven't seen him obese to the point to where he'd have to buy two seats. Exactly how fat is too fat to fly in one seat?
- noob123450
Saw Kevin Smith at the Griddle Cafe here in LA. As soon as I saw him my friend and I looked at each other like we were both amazed at how big he was. You don't really see people in Hollywood that heavy. It's not like he can't afford a personal trainer.
- raf0
- fooler20
- h8rideaist
- actually Im not, I'm sure he'd laugh at that toofooler2
- yeah; he seems like good sport on nearly all thing related to his weight / mild success...ideaist
- He just seems like an underdog in hollywood which is why I support any/all things he does...ideaist
- Hahahaha @ taught Jason Mewes how to read. ROFLMAOdMullins
- inhaler970
listen to his side of the story (im sure most people know this) http://www.smodcast.com/ #106
The music in the background is the soundtrack to Airplane. Hehe.Also, don't we have more pressing needs like Haiti, or COTD thread?
- Fuckin' A. Doesn't Haiti have more pressing needs? That's not our problem.monospaced
- autoflavour0
he doesnt seem that big in photos..
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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"So what if he's a fat tub of goo? He's funny"
HAHAAHHAHA fucking serious? find that shit funny?
- ukit0
He'll make a movie about it. Starring Ben Affleck in a fat suit.
- marychain0
Im'ma start flying Southwest
At least I KNOW I won't be sitting next to Fatty Arbuckle
- bored2death0
Sorry I'm not going to feel sympathy for someone who knowingly gets themselves into the situation they're in (i.e. eating way more than they should). I'm sure he has the money to hire a personal trainer, chef, etc to lose the weight. He doesn't want to. So he shouldn't act outraged when his weight becomes an issue.
So Fuck You Kevin Smith. Thanks for living up to the fat american stereotype.
- but according to the airline rules, he wasn't too fat to flyephix