RIP Hummer
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- Sandder0
Bummer.....
- pillhead0
Yeahhhh, Gutted?
- alex0
This is really great news!
- pillhead0
Even the Chines don't want the thing, hahaha.
- mikotondria30
What you choose to buy and the type of food you eat is your biggest source of impact.
A vegetarian can drive a dozen hummers and still be smug about their 'footprint', causing less emissions than a meat-eater on a bike, so suck it.
They are ugly cars, but they can go anywhere - some people need that.
Everyone is so quick to point their snarky fingers and tut and cluck and everybody else like a bunch of fucking school girls, all 'going', 'like duh, and whatever', it's fucking pathetic.- back that shit up, because it sounds retardedmonospaced
- that's a huge generalization. a factory farm veggie is far worse than a responsibly farmed meat eateracescence
- Actually heavy soy consumers are worse than meat eaters.Mimio
- true, new study came out recently.iCanHasQBN
- yea vegetarians think they are helping...but are the worse offenderspersona_non_grata
- mydo0
I heard the Chinese government stepped in and told the company there were not allowed to buy Hummer. good stuff.
- tOki0
I love watching the idiots who drive these things realise they can't park them anywhere.
- Projectile0
common sense win!!
fuckin hate those things!! if you gonna have a hardass car at least get the military version not some sparkly, shiny bullshit! it's like putting a diamond necklace on a rhino!
- nice picture.....please illustrate that for me!El_Montr0
- acescence0
the original hummer was built on the humvee platform, but you know, all of the subsequent hummer models use the same platform and parts as GM's other SUV's and full-size pick-ups (H2) and smaller pick-ups (H3), so really the differences are purely cosmetic.
- blaw0
Sure they're ugly, but that this is some huge environmental win is laughable.
- Actually I think they are bad-ass looking. Right on with the second comment though.404NotFound
- my god. if you think the hummer looks good, you have the taste of a 9 year old.iCanHasQBN
- monospaced0
Haiku by Tim (from fuh2.com)
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver
- fooler20
Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) - General Motors' decision today to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of the group who loved the vehicles most: America's assholes.Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.
Tracy Klugian, a realtor in Tempe, Arizona, said that he would consider buying a boat with an annoyingly loud sound system, "but it just won't say 'asshole' like a Hummer does."
Mr. Klugian, whose penis has been described as "microscopic," also questioned the timing of GM's decision.
"Right now, the Hummer is the only thing on the road capable of stopping a Toyota," he said. More
- CALLES0
Somewhere. Ah'nold is shedding a single tear
- miesvan0
- LOL. guess they only look tough.iCanHasQBN
- Fuck, what a pile of shit.pillhead
- OSFA0
Good. Now can we move onto Escalades?