Sarcastic Comment of the Day
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- cannonball19780
dammit
- camer0
ahhhhhhahaha my boss just called and left me a message to bring him a bagel and garlic cream cheese from tim horton's.
Sure I'd loooOOOOooove to!
- prophet0NE0
what, am i surrounded by idiots?
- cannonball19780
"Really? Really..."
(commence to repeat "really" over and over again in different intonations if incredulous)
- detritus0
The sarcasm is strong in all of you.
- prophet0NE0
i must be taking crazy pills.
- cannonball19780
Well WHOOP-tee fuckin' doo.
- eating_tv0
So she -wanted- you to fuck her?
- prophet0NE0
pffft, that'll work.
- whatthefunk0
Boss: You should have been here at 9!
Me: Why, what happened at 9?
- prophet0NE0
you'd make a better door than a window.
- cannonball19780
Oh, nice.
- dbloc0
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- cannonball19780
Easy there, Romeo.
- whatthefunk0
(looks around the room) ...is there an echo in here?
- dbloc0
I've been waiting my whole life to do this.
- _me_0
no shit sherlock!
- cannonball19780
Jesus, you must have had a heaping bowl-full of ____ flakes for breakfast. (and variations)
- airey0
this was a worthwhile thread and is full of win.
- dbloc0
nice design.