I was feeling very nostalgic and happy .. completely disarmed.
Then WHAM!
I get to the photo of 'projectile body fluid coming out through anus of a dead looking person'.
I'm scarred I, tell you.
Super Soakers
Jawbreakers
Micro Machines
Last, but not least: Sega Genesis
OHHH THE BEST!!!
I'm 30, this was the route through my childhood - with some overlap:
My first computer...