You're all going to die.
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- detritus
Earlier than some people.
- ukit0
Why do you say you're instead of we're?
- pumpaction0
Good thing I have to go to the copywriter desk every 15 minutes because of text changes !
- Continuity0
Does getting up to go downstairs and have a cigarette count as exercise?
I'm really fucked, aren't I? >_<
- Rand0
I work standing up, jogging in place, telling my assistant what keys to press
- drgz0
I sit 16 hours a day
- marychain0
Everybody dies
nobody knows when
some always earlier than others
most of it's genetics anyway
why don't you worry about asteroids for fuck sake?
- monospaced0
What a stupid article. It doesn't really come to a conclusion that is quantifiable, despite claims to an actual study. This kind of statement, "long-sitters were 17 percent more likely to die," is misleading in so many ways. Nobody's less likely to die than another person, which isn't an arguable point, but the poor writing makes it seem like that's what they're saying. And although the point is that they're more likely to die "early," even then, there are no figures indicating what that even means, "early." That being said, I'm clenching my buttocks while sitting at my desk.
- if you clench...you're 18% more likely to die than sitting all daymarychain
- melq0
Come back with good news, like "beer and masturbation have been found to be the keystones of longevity."
I'll have six of each to go, please.
- melq0
Hey, detritus... instrmntl knows how to do it right.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/640386…
- lukus_W0
I've just got back into running. Was feeling good, and pleased with myself.
Then this!
- pango0
we are all waiting to die since the day we were born.
- moldero0
"The longer you sit, the earlier you die"
wow breaking news, who would have thought.
- i_monk0
This thread is offensive to the already dead.