Segway kills creator
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- identity0
live by the sword...
- PonyBoy-1
- TheBlueOne0
*dons tinfoil hat
So the owner of a huge multinational defense company dies under mysterious circumstances, and you rubes buy the distraction that "oh, ironic he died on a segway He drove it off a cliff on his own property! yuck yuck yuck!" Somewhere a CIA agent and a Mossad agent are having a good laugh.
*removes tinfoil hat
Oh man, that's fucking ironic!
- CALLES0
sag away in your segway
- ETM0
Maybe he fell asleep at the 'wheel'. He was 62 years old after all.
- CALLES0
maybe it was a rogue segway
- i_monk0
What, he couldn't jump off it? Was it going too fast? Did the seat belt get stuck? IT'S A SEGWAY!
- ukit0
It's sad. And has to be about the worst PR a struggling company like this could ask for.
Segway rep: "...and most importantly, the Segway is 100% safe."
Buyer: "It killed your CEO."
Segway rep: "..."
- lukus_W0
Amusing idea - but it was the owner of the Segway company, not creator.
- ETM0
He died how he lived.
- ...since early 2010.Dodecahedron
- Well, he made a real splash, anyhow.ETM
- ukit0
Funny destiny!