My flatmate stinks
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- them0
do you have a girlfriend? go hang out with her, if she smells terrible and nasty you tell her and if she doesnt fix it then get a new girlfriend right?
why is it different with a flatmate?
why not have your girlfriend come by and have her tell him straight up and nasty, because no housemate likes their mates girlfriend.
maybe he is stinky because he has a crush on you and wants you to dump your girl, and he gets all defensive when you bring it up.
- monospaced0
You all suggest that domacle moves out, but why hasn't anyone suggested the alternative: kick the rancid kid out. Totally acceptable.
- manonthestreet0
Maybe you have an incredibly sensitive sense of smell?
- adumbratesly0
For what it is worth, diabetics can emit a strong body odour/bad breath in the early stages - he may be in trouble and probably should see a doctor. Use this as a possible way in...
- CALLES0
get that "honesty buzz" after some scotch and tell him
- Fax_Benson0
Stop washing. Once you smell like him, you won't notice his odour.
- popfodders0
Kill him, that's all, shoot him, two weeks and he'll smell better.
- ApeRobot0
Try to smell worst then he do, maybe he'll understand.
- popfodders0
^http://www.europeanweekly.net/i...
- drgs0
and that friend of yours... is you?
- meffid0
domacle = troll. Slow troll is slow.
- NONEIS0
What does he do for a living – maybe something nasty gets in his pores all day, regardless, a good steam might help...
- ESKEMA0
Well I'm on a bus right now that fucking smells like feet something dead. And I still have one hour to go...
- sea_sea0
have him read this thread.