mum and dad
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- Ianbolton
I've just got two dogs and I've called them Mum and Dad.
Mum and Dad chased a squirrel up a tree. Mum and Dad sleep in the porch.I'm actually making a book. But you get the idea...
- benfal990
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- chrisRG0
that makes you a puppy?
- detritus0
Your neighbours will think your folks have dementia after a few weeks of your calling out those names each night, to get the little fucks back in the house.
- aanderton0
So your parents like to sniff each others arse?
- GeorgesII0
I guess, your parents are not easily offended :)
- set0
STOP SHITTING ON THE WORK SURFACE MUM!!!
DO IT IN THE GARDEN LIKE DAD!!!!!
- moniker0
Your Mum is a bitch!
- 23kon0
I hope you never have to watch your Mum and Dad having sex.
- vivid0
one day u might have to put your own mum and dad down :[
- goldieboy0
What happens when you mum and dad visit? Do your dogs get confused... Or do your parents get confused?
- Fax_Benson0
'Your Mum' and 'Your Dad' would have been better. I caught Your Dad humping the dining table again last week. I wish Your Mum would stop chewing carpet etc
- Ianbolton0
they're currently outside playing with their balls