Shit Guys Say
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- sine0
"It's not fucking like dogs. It's 'doggy-style'".
- sine0
“She doesn't like it? Nobody likes putting dicks in their mouth. That's why it's called a blowjob. It's a job.”
- elloh0
somethings about kill streaks.
- monNom0
nerdy things.
It doesn't matter if they're a music nerd, a gun nerd, a car nerd or a computer nerd, you get two like-kinded guys together and they will nerd the fuck out on something.
- plash0
I find it revealing that the majority of these are acctually respondes to women.
- dobre0
- awesomeCALLES
- wowhektor911
- that is THE JAM right theremonospaced
- stoplying0
Those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves.
Can you grab me another beer?
What are you talking about?
Can you grab some more toilet paper?
Can we turn off the Housewives of Beverly Hills?
- CALLES0
girl:"This is really out of character for me. I usually don't do this so quick. I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything."(got this from panacea shit girls say thread"
me: don't worry i don't think that AT ALL(with a big reassuring look with eyes a little more open straight into her face)
- Ancillary0
I'll call you later, I promise
- jtb260
"Whats for dinner?"
- SteveZissou0
"We don't need one because your ass can't get pregnant"
- monospaced0
Sorry, babe.
- dijitaq0
buuuuurp
- ali0
while you're down there...
- CALLES0
yes
yes
yes
i'm sorry
you are right
... yes im listening
- jtb260
*snoring sound*
- mekk0
"i swear your mum and i are just facebook friends"
- inteliboy0
"dunno"